High hopes

The reason I've join this adult site was to find a compatible playmate in body AND mind who is seeking an on-going LTR relationship.
I took my time to put together a very direct profile about the mate I seek posted RECENT pictures and a little triva for a headline.
The responses I get have NOTHING to do with my essay and that is letting me to believe that it was a total waste of my time.

I've posted my name, they ask "what's your name"...

I've asked for no attached/married men...what do i get?...yup..you guessed it "my firlfriend/wife is not interested/desabled/dead from the waist down/blah, blah..

I've clearly and repeatedly pressed the issue of NO LONG DISTANCE what do i get?....you guessed again.. from all over the world BUT within my location.

I don't want to get married! but I also don't care for one nighters...Thus far i am still kissing frogs. what am i doing wrong?

paaaleeease someone....HELP!!