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The Pickle Man....

This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.

His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.

"FIRED?!? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!!" she asked, stunned.

To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired...

"Oh no, not again...What did you do this time?" she asks.

Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.

"You didn't!" she hoped.

He blushed and replied, "Well, yes I did."

Then she asks, "Did it hurt?"

"No no really," answers the man.

Puzzled she then asks, "Well what happened to the pickle slicer??"

He answers, "Oh, *she* got fired too!"
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itchywitch
itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland
Oct 3, 2011●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments
#1
im stupid so will you explain pls dunno
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mahika
mahika●delhi, Delhi India
Oct 3, 2011●1 Blogs●7 Comments
#2
the pickle slicer is a woman in this case.. grin
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itchywitch
itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland
Oct 3, 2011●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments
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wink @ mahika
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mahika
mahika●delhi, Delhi India
Oct 3, 2011●1 Blogs●7 Comments
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hmm so u were pulling his leg laugh
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itchywitch
itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland
Oct 3, 2011●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments
#5
just checking out the size of his... you know what giggle
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mahika
mahika●delhi, Delhi India
Oct 3, 2011●1 Blogs●7 Comments
#6
laugh laugh doh rolling on the floor laughing beer
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aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82●Croydon, Surrey, England UK
Oct 3, 2011●20 Blogs●50 Comments
#7
haha, that's a good one
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aScottishGuy82
aScottishGuy82●Croydon, Surrey, England UK
Oct 3, 2011●20 Blogs●50 Comments
#8
haha, that's a good one
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Oct 3, 2011●9,376 Comments
#9
haha, That's a good one!!
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Oct 3, 2011●9,376 Comments
#10
haha, That's a good two
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itchywitch
itchywitch●galway, Galway Ireland
Oct 3, 2011●1 Blogs●3,435 Comments
#11
is there a echo in here giggle
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Oct 3, 2011●9,376 Comments
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Helloooooooo oooooo oooooo !!!
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Oct 3, 2011●9,376 Comments
#13
Empty vessels make the most noise..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing (Thats me)wow rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh
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elienebrazil
elienebrazil●somewhere, Sao Paulo Brazil
Oct 3, 2011●22 Blogs●335 Comments
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partilaugh rolling on the floor laughing
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particolor
particolor●Inverell, New South Wales Australia
Oct 3, 2011●9,376 Comments
#15
Meanwhile, back at the Pickle Factory..The pickle Slicer is receiving her Severance Pay...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing drinking drinking
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Mystyr
Mystyr●Springfield, Missouri USA
Oct 3, 2011●68 Comments
#16
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Brilliant drinking
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