Marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGEBoy - At last. I can hardly wait!
Girl - Do you want me to leave?
Boy - NO! Don't evan think about it.
Girl - Do you love me?
Boy - Of course! Always
Girl - Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy - NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl - Will you kiss me?
Boy - Every chance I get!
Girl - Will you hit me?
Boy - Hell No! Are you crazy?
Girl - Can I trust you?
Boy - Yes!
Girl - Darling
AFTER MARRIAGE
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BEFORE Marriage:
(Guy watches his girlfriend sleep)
Guy: Oh my love, watching you sleep is such a joy...
AFTER Marriage:
(Guy's wife is asleep. He's not.)
Guy: (Slaps his wife with his pillow) Oh my God, could your snoring be ANY louder?
BEFORE Marriage:
(It is 3 PM. Man arrives.)
Woman: My love, why are you home so soon?
Man: Every minute I spend away from you is torture!
AFTER Marriage:
(It is 3 AM. Man arrives)
Woman: I didn't want to fall asleep until after you came home.
Man: And I didn't want to come home until after you fell asleep.
Good one, sometimes so true.