Just for laughs :DDD

POOF !!!

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.

All of his test results come back normal.

The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally?

Are you at peace with God?"

Gary replies, "God and I are tight.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so

He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom,

* poof * the light goes on.

When I'm done, * poof * the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Gary 's wife.

"Marianne, he says, Gary is doing fine but...

I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night and * poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, * poof * the light goes off?"

"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!"

***
A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch when he noticed an old friend.
What really caught his attention was that this friend was wearing an earring.
The farmer knew his old buddy to be a fairly conservative fellow, and was curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The farmer walked up to him and said, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," the fellow replied sheepishly.
The farmer was silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity got the best of him and he asked "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck," the man replied.

***

Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there's love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong.

- Ella Fitzgerald

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It
only means that the safety of your head is much more important than
your ego!