CLEVER VICTIM
...GOING TO BED THE OTHER NIGHT,I NOTICED PEOPLE IN MY SHED STEALING THINGS.I PHONED THE POLICE BUT WAS TOLD NO ONE WAS IN THE AREA TO HELP.THEY SAID THEY WOULD SEND SOMEONE OVER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
I HUNG UP.A MINUTE LATER I RANG AGAIN,"HELLO" I SAID I CALLED YOU A MNUTE AGO BECAUSE THERE WERE PEOPLE IN MY SHED,YOU DON'T HAVE TO HURRY NOW BECAUSE I'VE SHOT THEM
WITHIN A MINUTE THERE WERE HALF A DOZEN POLICE CARS IN THE AREA PLUS HELICOPTERS AND AN ARMED RESPONSE UNNIT.THEY CAUGHT THE BURGLARS RED-HANDED.
ONE OF THE OFFICERS SAID:"I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU'D SHOT THEM"
TO WHICH HE REPLIED:"I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS NO ONE AVAILABLE"
Comments (4)
I like it, that is how the cookie crumbles.
Well we all know what thought did!!
Good one.