man seeks woman

I have my own ideas how these sites should run this is a bit of my thinking on how women should change their asking of men firstly be honest say im 50 fairly fat am looking for a man must haves hair no bald ones need apply tallish the height of door money not important state car type these matters are important a fella would rather a woman with a big merc a bit of room to manover its important hair is dyed platinum blonde at the moment this a bit of honesty not touchy feely only when im given presents apart from this hands off or maybe once a month loves nights in front of fire well now do you set it up or would oul fool just stand there stoking while princess downs the vino and conks out has to be carried to bed up the next morning grumpy with sore head its your fault of course we cant live without them twas a right gobshite that came up with that I might find a good one yet I will let you know if any more apply