"THE THINGS THAT WE SAY"....

Ever stop to think about what we say sometimes?..1 person gets caught cheating..they break up..then the one who cheated asks for a 2nd chance...you mean to say he/she had a 1st chance?.........lets play Indians and Cowboys!...nope..it has to be sais the other way..............Lets play Robbers and Cops?..nope its got to be cops and robbers.........how come no one ever says pans and pots?its always pots and pans..........And what about "I have to wash the dishes"?...arent there any knives forks or spoons or glasses?........."I have to take a shower"..oh yeah?..Where you taking it too?.........."A cop pulled me over"..oh?..did he lasso you?............"Drinks are on the house"....i guess we will all need to climb a ladder to get to the drinks.........."He stuck out like a sore thumb"...hmmm..my thumb was real sore once and no one even noticed!!........."I have to blow my nose"...oh?..there are other noses you could blow?.........you go to the doctor and heasks you whats wrong...you tell him.."My foot hurts"...i guess there are other feet there and they aint yours..........People come to visit and when they are going to leave they say.."Were going to take off now"..they must have some sort of a space ship there outside....if someone is on the side of a mountain waiting to be recued we say..."They were pulled off the mountain"..but if therye in the water they were Plucked....aint that the same thing?......and lastly...why when we answer the phone its always got to be.."Hello?"...Why cant it be..."What do you Want?........