"RISE OF THE VEGETATION"

This has been going on long enough now without any of us speaking out at you who will not let us live in Peace......We have banded together and formed an alliance.."Were not gonna take it"...Anymore...........1) My name is "Crabgrass".."I am as much Grass as any other Grass...But yet you dont like me"..Where ever I try to make a life you pull me out and throw me away.....2)..My name is "Dandelion"...I live amongst the Grass(They dont have a Problem with me being there..They even told me so)...But you come along with a spray or a shovle or even better than that..."You Yank Me Out".....(Its getting where a fellow cant live anywhere any more).....3)My name is "Tree"...All I do is stand there year after Year(There really aint much to do)..So I decide to start a new Shoot...And what do you do and say....As you are cutting my young shoot off you are saying.."How Unsightly!)...Geeeez! "Cant do nothing with you guys around"....4)...My name is "Bushes"....Hey Tree! You think its bad being a Tree?..."You outta be a Bush".....Every couple of weeks at the most someone comes and gives us a haircut and shapes us into all of these awful looking shapes...("I dont want to look like that!")...."Who want s to look like a Square..a Rectangle..A Ball.....A Pyramid....And all those other silly shapes you Humans make us into,,,NO!!..."We want to look like a bush!!"......4)..And my name is "Weeds"....I grow everywhere and theres no place i cant get a foothold on...."All Im trying to do is survive...Im not bothering anyone anywhere"....But alas...."Im at the bottom of the Totem Pole"....And Im hated the worst...I get pulled..Burned..Cut..And trampled on with no respect what so ever"...No!.."You Humans are now on notice!"...."Were not going to take it...Anymore!"............