"RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON"..4)

1) Why is it That During the Daylight Hours..Our problems Dont Seem So Bad And We Can Cope With Them...(But Then Your Night Time Falls So Hard And it All Comes Back With All The Weight For You To Bear Until Youve Fully Awakened Once Again The next Day)
2)The Song.."To Love Somebody"..By The Bee Gees..Was Written For Soul Singer "Otis Redding"...(But He Died In A Plane Crash And So The Bee Gees Recorded The Song For Themselves)
3)Not All Families Are Like "The Waltons"..I Can Guarantee You That..(Im Living Proof)
4)Each Day In Africa..95 Elephants Are Poached For Their Ivory..(When And how Can They Put And End To It?..My Solution?..Put And Armed Guard To Follow Them Around..And If A Human Shows His Face?...SHOOT TO KILL!!!
5)Take A Look Around The Room You Are in Right Now....Everything You See?(Will Belong To Somebody Else One Day)
6)When People Answer Their Phones They Say "Hello"...Why Not get To The Point And Say("What Do You Want?!)
7)If I Have More Than 1 Thing To Do At A Time..I Refuse To Talk Like most of Them ..I Say Im Busy..(Not That Stupid Term"Multi Tasking)
8)Did you Know That Bats Eat At Least 1200 Insects In An Hour?(What Would It be Like if There Were No Bats?)
9)And If I Take A Picture of Myself..I Will Say .."I Took A Picture Of Myself"..Not "I Took A Selfie"..(Sick Way of Talking)
10)Even Columbus Records In His Writings That A UFO Came out of The Water And Took Off Into The Sky
11)Today The "Yo Yo" Is A Toy..(But In Its Beginning It was Used As A Weapon)
12)Do We Really need To Have A Warning On LawnMowers That Reads.."Do Not Stick Hands In here When Power Mower Is On?"
13)"You Would If You Could".."But If You Couldnt..How Could You?"
"You Couldnt Unless You Could..Could You?"
14)"American Pie" Was The name Of The Plane That Buddy Holly..Ritchie Valens And The Big Bopper Boarded That Fateful Day Back In 1959
15)And Lastly
"Life" Is The "Great Teacher"..The Only Problem With That Is
"When Those Pupils Have Learned All there is To Know About Life"
"It Kills Them"....................
P.S...Are you Having A "Dissy Issy Day?"

And of Course.. Never To Forget The "Man Of Many Faces"..."Simmo"
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