"LOST AND FOUND"
It is "Woe" And Such Sorrow To The "One" Who Suddenly realizes That What They had is Not With Them Anymore("Oh No!")And Its Joy And A Brand new Day To The "One" Who Finds What The Loser Has Lost.......("Hey!".."Look What I Found!!").............................................................................................
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I looked On The ground
And There Was A 1 dollar bill Lying There
(That was a Lot of Money back Then)
I ran home With it
(With All The Other Kids chasing me Saying it was Their Dollar)............................................................................................
Like The day I "Lost" My Ex Wife When She Ran off With Another Guy
Thats Good for 3 Laughing Guys ............................
Nope..Not Much better Either
I Found A Woman here On CS
Dont Want To Find One Like That Again ..........................................
Keep on trucking Namaron
I wouldn't say all men want to get into Your pants
Im really "Lost" .........
a little better
It Was Fluttering along By The Wind Right in front of me
i Dont think When You Worked for The Lost And Found Raven..That any Body Said They Found Money ..............
Preacher to the Drunk: "DO YOU WANT TO FIND JEE-SUS?!?!"
Drunk: "Sure!"
The preacher grabs the drunk, immerses him & pulls him up.
Preacher: "DID YOU FIND JEE-SUS?!?!"
Drunk: "No!"
The preacher grabs the drunk & again immerses him...holding him under for quite some time.
Preacher: "DID YOU FIND JEE-SUS?!?!"
Drunk: "NO!"
The preacher grabs the drunk, immerses him a third time, & holds him under 'til he starts to thrash & struggle.
Preacher: "DID YOU FIND JEE-SUS?!?!"
Drunk: "Are You Sure This Is Where He Fell In??"
When Its Daytime.....(Ill admit to That)
And Im "Lost" On This One
What is an Oyster card?..............
Ixnay on the ikeMay oveLay!
I'm here incognito!
Eye yam eb tsol
Tub evuoy Neeb Dnuof Tou...............
And Cannot Ever Be Found................
Those Butterflies I Spoke Of were The Small White Ones..Maybe an Inch And A half Wing Span...............