"FACTS OF LIFE"
Here Are Some Facts That Are Little Known...If Even Known At All1)There Was A Woman In The State Of Kansas
(She Sat On A Toilet For 2 Years)
(She Eventually Had To Be Pried From It..As She Became Stuck To It)
2)In 1942..There was A Man..Who Would Break Into Peoples Houses While They Were Asleep
(And Then..... He Would Give Them A Hair Cut)
3)And Its Also True .....That Someone Can Tickle You
(But.. You Cant Tickle Yourself)
4)A Donkey Will Sink In Quicksand
(But For Some Reason...A Mule Wont)
5)And Each Year(On Average)
250,000 American Men (Are Attacked By Their Wives And Beaten)
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The True "Facts Of Life" Say
"Thats A Lot of Bunk!!"
Why?
Because... If Its A Desease
Then Its A True Miracle!!!
It Will be The First Desease
That The Human Mind Can Cure..................
A full moon is nine times brighter than a half moon.
Because
Its reflects More sunlight
But it seems That The Number should be
2 Times brighter..Not 9
How They Come Zup with a number like That?
Ill never Understand
An...An odd ZNumber To Boot.............
John Key
Went To A Doctor
And To A Veterinarian
To Confirm That He Was A Human
And Not A
Shape Shifting Lizard
(How Would You Like Someone Like That Running Your Country?)..................................................................................................
I Know Now..............