Small Dogs are Chick Magnets!! Guys buy a small do

Ok, I decided to use my writing expertise, to start motivating some of you crazy kids who are down and out! Are you feeling like life stinks because you are a Lion/Cougar on the Prowl? Look at in on the bright side...yeah..its the light bulb that is lit on your right shoulder...Einstein!

Do you have money in your pockets? Is there someone screaming at you right now just because they woke up on the wrong side of the bed? Is someone sreaming...Cook me Dinner...or...go out and cut the grass you worthless nobody?

OK..being single is NOT that bad! It too has its benifits. Im sitting here with my dog, and Im not exactly crying..Im in a good mood, my dog never back talks...that is never barks badly to me! Life aint too bad. I went out to McDonalds the bill was only $6 compared to $12..I have $6 in my pockets..and in this tight economy...that is a good thing!

Dont rush it..take your time, breath Daniel Son(Karate Kid) relax, good things come in time! Buy a dog, I have to admit my dog can pick up more ladies than a Hollywood Movie Star could! I have a 5 pound pommeranian. My ex left her when we split. This little furball has all the woman wanting to pet her!

Im telling you guys...buy a cute little dog...they will reward you with woman! Woman just have to see that cute little fluffy dog again..they are so going out on a date with you! Go to a local Animal Shelter..you can pick up a small..cute dog for under $120. The small fee will pay better than any investment you ever made!

You will have company every night in the dog. Plus going to the park with your dog is the best place to find beautiful woman. Big dogs are OK, but its the little rascals that woman just cant resist. In Baltimore, where I have written for newspaper and US websites, I challenged a guy who hasnt dated a woman in over 10 years. He lacked confidence.

He had his own place, so after he e-mailed me for advice, I told him about getting a little dog! He went to his Animal Shelter, got a great little Boston Terrier, and took him to the park where he has seen several woman with there dogs. Having a dog puts you in there club, NOT having a dog,..dont even try to talk to them.

All in all, the first day, he met a woman. He talked to a few others also. He is NO longer single. He is 56 years old, his new girlfriend is only 47. Buying a small dog does WORK! Try it, your life will change for the better. And for you guys and woman out there, small dogs can be potty trained in the house on sheets. These sheets are like diapers, the dog goes on them just like a cat in the litter box. NO Excuses from this point on...get a dog...go tommorow and change your life..these little critters can get the woman..YOU..you want!! Ruff..Ruff!!