"RAMBLIN MAN"..("RAMBLE ON")..(88)
How Does One ... Cover All Bases... And At The Same Time ... ...Completely Convinces Others... That What He/She Is Writing About...Is Not About Them?This Is How
I Think
About These Writings.....That You Have Just Read
Or The Comments.... That You Might Read... Here In The Future.... On This Blog
Let The Word Go Forth...That..(With My Right Hand On The Bible)
"I Promise To Tell The Truth"..."The Whole Truth"..."And Nothing But The Truth"
And
I Take This Oath
This Is Not About You...Its Not About Me....It Also... Is Not About Her....And It Sure Aint About Him
Its Not About Them That Are Close...Nor Those People A Way Over There
Its Not About Your Dog Or Cat....Or Any Other Pet You Might Have
Its Actually Gonna Be About Whatever It Ends Up Being About
All Characters..Events ...And Comments....That Might Identify With Some Past Experience That You Might Have Encountered In Your Life Time...Is Not To Be Taken As A Direct Jab..... At Anyone...............................Living..... Or Dead...........And Shall Be Considered.......... Purely...........Coincidental.................(So Help Me God)
Comments (24)
There's a reason I had to start putting disclaimers and such at the end of each of my stories or blogs.
I hope whatever experience you're having or had, is better or gets better.
Keep on blogging!
(I Hear Ya Man)
If I Were You
Id Go All The Way
And With Your Right Hand On The Bible
Take The Oath
So That Way...There Is No Doubt Thats Left To Fester
And To Grow Into A Bigger Problem............................
(And How Fitting It Is)
Will Go By The Title Of
"Its Not About You"....................................
Thats Right off The Internet
(If You Look..Youll Find It There)
(So...Its Not Me Saying This)...That Should Cover It...I Think)
"if You Think That Someones Post... Is About You"
"Truth Is.....It Probably Isnt"
"But You Probably See Yourself In It"
"Dont Get Upset With The Mirror"
"Fix The Reflection"............................................................
I know it's not about me, or you, or whoever, so whatever, I'm reading it!
With Those Piercing Eyes Of Yours....Always On The Watch
You Can Sure That
It Wont.................... "Be About You".............................
"Id Say That"
" I Told You The Very Same Thing... On Your Blog"
"Only In Different Words"
"Just A While Ago"...................................................
"Sometimes...Its About Someone Else"
"Who Wants To Make It...All About You".................................
Everything Is About Them
Will Hate You For
One Of The Four Reasons Below
Or Maybe all Four Reasons
1)"You Have Done Something To Them"
2)"You May Have What They Wished They Could Have"
3)"They Wished They Were You"...................Or
4)"They See You As A Threat"
"Im Sure There May Be Other Reasons Also"...........................
"That Could Qualify As Reason Number 5"...................
As To What Those
Other Reasons Could Be......................
Could Be..........................JEALOUSY.........................
When I Was A Little Kid
There Would Be This Little Girl
And All She Ever Did Was... Call This Other Little Boy Names..(In Front Of The Other Little Kids)
She Would Put Him Down
And Make Fun Of Him
Then.....We Little Kids... Came To Find Out That............All This Time
She Really Liked This Little Boy............. A Lot!!
I Wonder What Would Be The Caption... For This Scenario?.......................
Yes..This Is On The True Side Miss Home
But..Ive Seen Many Adults
Act In The Exact.... Very Same..... Way..........................................
"Everything Was All About Him"
How He Explained It To Me.... Was Like This
He Took A Blank Sheet Of White Paper
In The Very Middle Of The Sheet...He Made A Little Circle
In The Circle...He Wrote The Name...Jerry
Then..... He Drew All The Planets...Orbiting Around Jerry
Then..All Of The Galaxies Orbiting Around Jerry
And Thats How He Explained ..How A Person.... Who Is Of The Thinking That
Everything Is About Them...Is.................................
That.........................................................."Its All About Me"
"You Need To Understand..... That Your Actions"
"And Your Words"
"Can...And Do.... Affect Other People"
So...Be Careful In What You Say And Do
Why?
Because..."Its Not Always... Just About You".......................................
"All Went Out"
"In Mass........A.....chusetts"
"And Mass....A.....chusetts"
"Is The Only Place..... Ive Been"...............................
Although You Know A Lot About "Covering The Bases"
I Dont Have To Worry About Being Tagged Out
Not...... If I Hit..."A Home Run"