The perfect couple (if nsoh do not read)
The perfect woman found the perfect man.They got married and had a perfect wedding.
They bought a perfect house, and lived a perfect life.
One day the perfect couple went for a drive in their perfect car.
Driving down these perfect country lanes they came across a person hitch hiking.
Being the perfect couple they stopped to give the person a lift, they realised that the person hitch hiking was Father Christmas.
They drove further along these perfect country lanes, and they had a crash!
WHO SURVIVED?
ANSWER The perfect woman
LADIES READ ON
Well ladies the survivor was the perfect woman as we all know that there is no such thing as the perfect man, and Father christmas doesnt exist.
LADIES STOP READING ANY FURTHER!
Well men as the woman was driving and crashed if proves that we are not always the better drivers.
LADIES STOP READING ANY FURTHER!
Well this proves that women seldom do as they are told.
hope it made you smile on a really wet horrible day
Comments (1)
if they were perfect would not have car -crush!
perfect is known from perfect sources.
imperfect from imperfectness.