YUP! I'M GONNA BE A BEAR !!

In this life I’m a woman. In my next life,
I’d like to come back as a female bear.
Why?

When you’re a female bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that…

Before you hibernate, you’er supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that…

When you’re a female bear, you birth your cubs ( who are the size of walnuts) while sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that….

If you’re a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who comes near your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, too!
I could live with that….

If you’re a female bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling, he expects that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.
I could deal with that….

Yup! I’m coming back as a female bear!

CreativeVibes...found this share on the internet...thought it was a great share...
me I want to come back as a female wolf...loll