Did not get up this morning,
Did not get up this morning, I noticed. When I woke up this morning, I suddenly felt how gravity got a grip on me and how I was about to be lifted out of my bed. Unhappy I had a quick reflex to hold me in my wardrobe just in time so that I would not hit the ground with my smack. After all, what I did not know at the time was that today there was a bowling ball that was brought to roll by the shock and so eventually got to my head so that I had to unload the closet to finally leave my toothprint in the parquet.