It starts at the beginning there was nothing,
It starts at the beginning there was nothing, then there appeared a youth farm where 2 people lived:Moses and Alibaba
but they had eaten from the poisonous apple and then they fell asleep
when suddenly it started to rain very hard and then Noah stood there with his speedboat and with his animals
do you know why noah only took 2 pieces of each animal species?
he was not insured against third parties
but by the rain everybody was drowned
except Jesus who once again went to hang out
and that had turned the water into red wine and then came Jonas the Baptist who had already drunk the water so Moses there could continue with his Jews
but Jonas the Baptist was so fed up that he started to throw people wet with water
and of course the people did not like it so they nailed his head to a cross,
but then just in time 3 women came from the east and they had bread
crumbles scattered to get rid of the road, but Jesus got back there and he had those crumbs in fish and he said ... STAY ON AND LOOP ... and then those fish were gone ... and those bitches did not know where they came from so they had to go to Maria in the stable to sleep
but Mary was pregnant but not Josel but the merciful American because they always sang "Maria ver stop saying Maria" and da came from the Musical "Jesus Christ superman"and then that Baby came over there and they did not know where to bring the scream, so they threw him into the ditch with pitch and feathers,
and those cows were so shocked that they could not give milk for 7 years
and the Romans thought "now are we going to take a good hold of it, we'll take that flat out of the house "
but they had misjudged because there was a small village that kept on fighting bravely because they had a potion and da had made prof. barrabas
but that was in prison and everyone was calling "BARABAS FREE, BARABAS FREE"
and Emperor Pilato who was then just washing his hands while Jesus there with his filthy feet running across the water was when they nailed him to a cross
