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Me And Murphy’s Law

Old Man Murphy and his freakin’ Laws. Gotta love ‘em, aye? So, I’m in Oklahoma where I have just picked up the car my grandfather gave me. It’s a...
2,19120Mar 2007Jun 2023Apr 19

I finally got to say "I'm sorry"

I was only 15 when I met him. After school, I worked the drive through at McDonald's in Greenville, SC., and he would come everyday, at 4pm, and order...
2,54720Jun 2007Jun 2007Apr 20

My Name is Crystal Meth

I destroy homes. I tear families apart. I take your children, and that’s just the start. I’m more costly than diamonds and more precious than gold....
2,01240May 2007Jun 2007Apr 24

Signs you've had too much coffee!

You've worn the finish off your coffee table. All your kids are named Joe. Chuck Yeager thinks you need to calm down. Instant coffee takes to...
2,10210May 2007May 2007Apr 20

ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN...

Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manner...
2,69030Apr 2007Apr 200715 hrs ago

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 76-101)

76. FREEZING BODY PARTS OF UNWELCOME VISITORS IN YOUR OFFICE – INVERT THE CAN, AIM AT BODY PART AND SQUEEZE WHILE INFORMING THE USER THAT YOU DON’T...
1,99600Apr 2007Apr 2007Apr 25

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 37-75)

37. INDOOR MODEL ROCKETRY: TAKE ONE OF THOSE HANDY LITTLE FILM CANISTERS NORMALLY USED FOR HOLDING CASE SCREWS - TAPE ROCKET STYLE FINS TO THE CANISTE...
1,78600Apr 2007Apr 2007Apr 19

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 1-36)

1. USE ALONG WITH MILK TO CREATE A FAKE CAPPUCCINO. 2. ADDED INCENTIVE DURING "ROACH RACES." 3. INSTANT METHANE REMOVAL FROM O...
1,72400Apr 2007Apr 2007Apr 19

Southern Girls & Football Season: North vs. South

Just to give some more insight into us Southern girls: Football Season: North vs. South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocke...
1,93000Apr 2007Apr 2007Apr 19

A Child's Death, My Parents, And My "I Love You's"

This didn't start out as a blog. I wrote it in a letter to a friend when I needed someone to talk too. I decided to share it, simply because it may...
2,57910Apr 2007Apr 2007Apr 20

Carpe Noctem!

I was reading something last evening in which someone had made the comment "Carpe Diem". Personally, I'm not a morning person. I don't wake up 'til so...
2,03620Mar 2007Mar 2007Apr 20

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