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ABOUT SOUTHERN WOMEN...

Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manner...
2,69530Apr 2007Apr 2007May 5

A Child's Death, My Parents, And My "I Love You's"

This didn't start out as a blog. I wrote it in a letter to a friend when I needed someone to talk too. I decided to share it, simply because it may...
2,58010Apr 2007Apr 2007Apr 30

I finally got to say "I'm sorry"

I was only 15 when I met him. After school, I worked the drive through at McDonald's in Greenville, SC., and he would come everyday, at 4pm, and order...
2,54820Jun 2007Jun 2007Apr 28

Me And Murphy’s Law

Old Man Murphy and his freakin’ Laws. Gotta love ‘em, aye? So, I’m in Oklahoma where I have just picked up the car my grandfather gave me. It’s a...
2,19220Mar 2007Jun 2023Apr 30

Signs you've had too much coffee!

You've worn the finish off your coffee table. All your kids are named Joe. Chuck Yeager thinks you need to calm down. Instant coffee takes to...
2,10510May 2007May 2007May 6

Carpe Noctem!

I was reading something last evening in which someone had made the comment "Carpe Diem". Personally, I'm not a morning person. I don't wake up 'til so...
2,03920Mar 2007Mar 2007May 6

My Name is Crystal Meth

I destroy homes. I tear families apart. I take your children, and that’s just the start. I’m more costly than diamonds and more precious than gold....
2,01440May 2007Jun 2007May 1

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 76-101)

76. FREEZING BODY PARTS OF UNWELCOME VISITORS IN YOUR OFFICE – INVERT THE CAN, AIM AT BODY PART AND SQUEEZE WHILE INFORMING THE USER THAT YOU DON’T...
1,99700Apr 2007Apr 2007May 1

Southern Girls & Football Season: North vs. South

Just to give some more insight into us Southern girls: Football Season: North vs. South WOMEN'S ATTIRE Up North: Chapstick in their back pocke...
1,93300Apr 2007Apr 2007May 1

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 37-75)

37. INDOOR MODEL ROCKETRY: TAKE ONE OF THOSE HANDY LITTLE FILM CANISTERS NORMALLY USED FOR HOLDING CASE SCREWS - TAPE ROCKET STYLE FINS TO THE CANISTE...
1,78800Apr 2007Apr 200737 mins ago

101 Uses For Canned Air (#'s 1-36)

1. USE ALONG WITH MILK TO CREATE A FAKE CAPPUCCINO. 2. ADDED INCENTIVE DURING "ROACH RACES." 3. INSTANT METHANE REMOVAL FROM O...
1,72500Apr 2007Apr 2007May 1

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