Groundhog Days ( Archived) (9)

Get up,work,finish work,eat,check my emails, log onto here,more scammers,women who find my sense of humour unwitty,who say I am too nice,too young,too old,intelectual,thick,say I shouldn't mention football more than once in a conversation,should grow my hair longer,eat healthier,paint their houses for free,send them money for the flight over,listen to "a lunar sonata" by beethoven cos it will help me sleep,never eat anything yellow,don't give my mum gift vouchers for her birthday because she will hate me for it,hoover my bed mattress daily because dead skin attracts mites,say I have a cats name(jason),say that carrots make you hear better(shame on you and I had too fight the urge to name and shame you),stir my tea to the right,turn all my plug-sockets off at bedtime,watch the movie A City of Angels(I fell asleep halfway through),say that I write like an American?,inform me that Elvis was gay,and last but not least and wins the gold medal is-where do clouds go when the sky is clear....?
WOMEN-each and every one of you so unique and a fascinating species,I will never tire from your words of wisdom.
Jay xxx

Pardon ?????? what a mouthful

But thank you, I think. I did see a compliment of sorts in there, right?

Yes I'm giving you a compliment in my own stupid way, not trying to offend, honest.

Sorry...I was actually just being funny. Yes, you were...but calling women a species of our own sounded a bit high-handed. Though I think you meant it with wit.

With wit yes, and I was trying to be clever with the "species" thing

Got it. I kinda figured you might be...but British-style humor is still a little tough to take.

No, seriously, I did get the humor there...but was trying to explain why you've gotten so little response, especially from the women. You do seem like a nice gent, Tiger.