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Mar 12, 2009 9:12 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?"

"Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, being pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks, as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. To which he whirled around and screamed,

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"

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Mar 12, 2009 9:20 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
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druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
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Mar 12, 2009 9:23 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
lifesajoy
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Mar 12, 2009 9:24 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
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mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
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Mar 12, 2009 9:29 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
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Mar 12, 2009 9:33 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
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Mar 13, 2009 10:44 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
did you confuse this with a dating thread ? rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
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I can't believe us women could ever be that bad....innocent
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Mar 13, 2009 10:46 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
tina_olson
tina_olsontina_olsonWestby, Wisconsin USA1 Threads 694 Posts
OMG.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 14, 2009 11:41 AM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I can't believe us women could ever be that bad....


I'm guessing you never dated women. laugh
Some are, some aren't.
The ones that are, help make the ones that aren't, more cherished. peace
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Mar 14, 2009 11:42 AM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
JimNastics: I'm guessing you never dated women.
Some are, some aren't.
The ones that are, help make the ones that aren't, more cherished.



Nope...I haven't...I have enough trouble with my own PMS days thanx....wave wink uh oh hug kiss hug heart beating grin
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Mar 14, 2009 12:54 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
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Mar 20, 2009 1:06 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Nope...I haven't...I have enough trouble with my own PMS days thanx....


I've been in dorms and other places where lots of women were in cycle with each other. In the words of the Eagles song, 'Hotel California'....

"this can be heaven or this can be hell..." laugh
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Mar 20, 2009 2:42 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
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BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
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Mar 20, 2009 3:11 PM CST What we have is a failure to communicate ! lol
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KajunQueenKajunQueenSomewhere, Louisiana USA18 Threads 630 Posts
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