silly sayings that irritate me...how 'bout you?... (96)
jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 PostsNAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Could that hand do something more than just listen.
its helped me out on many lonely nights....
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Could that hand do something more than just listen.
omg LOLOL
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bohemianjack: When someone asks, "how's going?"
FINE
I always say "good", because fine is an acronym...
F*cked up, insecure, neurotic and emotional
FINE
I always say "good", because fine is an acronym...
F*cked up, insecure, neurotic and emotional
Hi Jack, Good to see you again.
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jlw45: oh damn....
A comedian told that joke once.... I always remember it. It's a great line
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This is just to funny.
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jlw45: its helped me out on many lonely nights....
Oh Geez J, Should have known you would come up with
something so witty.
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Could that hand do something more than just listen.
I'll remember that... although my daughter is the only one that pulls out "talk to the hand"
I'll have to just tell her "careful where you use that expression" 
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Indyfella: A comedian told that joke once.... I always remember it. It's a great line
i'm going to have to remember it too 
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Hugz_n_Kissez: OMG!!!!! g/f...You sound like me tonight...I almost went up and shoved something up my neighbours earlier....
that's taking nieghborly love to a whole new level....
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type in comedian Uncle Larry
he's got some websites :)
he's got some websites :)
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Indyfella: type in comedian Uncle Larry he's got some websites :)
i wonder if he's on youtube...?...i bet so...everything else is------ This thread is Archived ------
I had a gal at work keep looking down at my crotch.
I finally asked her...."am I unzipped?" she turned 30 shades of blue.
I finally asked her...."am I unzipped?" she turned 30 shades of blue.
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sassy49senior: Hi Jack, Good to see you again.
I was lurking in the bar for a minute, but several pages behind as usual
Besides they don't have what I want
Alcohol is a solvent, my choice would be tea and medicinal
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bohemianjack: I was lurking in the bar for a minute, but several pages behind as usual
Besides they don't have what I want
Alcohol is a solvent, my choice would be tea and medicinal
Besides they don't have what I want
Alcohol is a solvent, my choice would be tea and medicinal
I get that all the time
not that I have any, just that the room goes silent when I say what I want "Say what you want or be satisfied with what you get and by all means be able to take no for an answer... occasionally." ~Bohemianjack, on communication.
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Indyfella: I had a gal at work keep looking down at my crotch. I finally asked her...."am I unzipped?" she turned 30 shades of blue.
A night club owner said to me once "you want me"
my response was "like my monthly"
Needless to say I left him speechless.
But laughing.
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jlw45: i wonder if he's on youtube...?...i bet so...everything else is
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: A night club owner said to me once "you want me"
my response was "like my monthly"
Needless to say I left him speechless.
But laughing.
my response was "like my monthly"
Needless to say I left him speechless.
But laughing.
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bohemianjack: I get that all the time not that I have any, just that the room goes silent when I say what I want
"Say what you want or be satisfied with what you get and by all means be able to take no for an answer... occasionally." ~Bohemianjack, on communication.
"Say what you want or be satisfied with what you get and by all means be able to take no for an answer... occasionally." ~Bohemianjack, on communication.
I am in there having my usual virtual drink. Here I am
drinking a cup of hot orange spice tea with lemon.
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: A night club owner said to me once "you want me"
my response was "like my monthly"
Needless to say I left him speechless.
But laughing.
my response was "like my monthly"
Needless to say I left him speechless.
But laughing.
The phone rings in the middle of the night
They ask for whoever and I say no he's not here, but will I do?
They usually hang up.
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When people do not care for something, I often hear them say: "I could care less..."
And I think- if you don't care for something, how is it that you care, but could care less??
And I feel like correcting them to say: " I couldn't care less"
Duh.
Another saying I run into once in a while is the greeting "What's up?" Pronounced: "Sssup?
WTF???
And I think- if you don't care for something, how is it that you care, but could care less??
And I feel like correcting them to say: " I couldn't care less"
Duh.
Another saying I run into once in a while is the greeting "What's up?" Pronounced: "Sssup?
WTF???
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