I went out to meet a date, dressed nice, clean shaven, when i got there she kept staring at me. after 5 or ten minutes she said, i dont know how to tell you this but you have a booger on your shirt. i guess i blew my nose before meeting her, and a dried piece must of flew off on my shirt.
In response to: I went out to meet a date, dressed nice, clean shaven, when i got there she kept staring at me. after 5 or ten minutes she said, i dont know how to tell you this but you have a booger on your shirt. i guess i blew my nose before meeting her, and a dried piece must of flew off on my shirt.
lol yes I'm sure I lost a bathing suit top once at Surf Club.... huge wave hit me I came walking out the water like nothing then realized my top was down
catwomen64: lol yes I'm sure I lost a bathing suit top once at Surf Club.... huge wave hit me I came walking out the water like nothing then realized my top was down
i sen that happening before,a nice big wave can knock your senses off , and everything else, nice chatting with you Dona, got to get going for my trip to california tomorrow, talk soon
Years ago, while I was studying at university, was at the bus stop, when I suddenly felt an undergarment float down to the ground. I was wearing pantyhose and in those days stupidly wore undies over the top so they would remain firmly on. Well, the hose did remain firmly on indeed, 'cept the undies did not. The elastic had worn and nuttin to hold them up, and they soon ended up around my ankles. All I could do was ...step out of them, pick them up, and place them in my shoulder bag. Shoulda seen the audience I had!
Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia3,764 posts
venere08: Hi tumtum,
I have many, but here's one...
Years ago, while I was studying at university, was at the bus stop, when I suddenly felt an undergarment float down to the ground. I was wearing pantyhose and in those days stupidly wore undies over the top so they would remain firmly on. Well, the hose did remain firmly on indeed, 'cept the undies did not. The elastic had worn and nuttin to hold them up, and they soon ended up around my ankles. All I could do was ...step out of them, pick them up, and place them in my shoulder bag. Shoulda seen the audience I had!
Geeze mate I use to wear mine like that and I must of been lucky
Mercedes1: I was walking down the main street talking to a friend and I didnt see the pole that nearly knocked me out on my left cheek
Oo, painful! My father did that, he turned suddenly and hit his nose bang on a good ol' Aussie stobie pole. Blood nose just as we had hailed a cab home after going to a our high school opera, the Pirates of Penzance!
tumtum52: i sen that happening before,a nice big wave can knock your senses off , and everything else, nice chatting with you Dona, got to get going for my trip to california tomorrow, talk soon
catwomen64: lol yes I'm sure I lost a bathing suit top once at Surf Club.... huge wave hit me I came walking out the water like nothing then realized my top was down
Good practice for the French.Italian Riviera!.
Which reminds me of another embarrassing moment. Having spent some time on the Italian Riviera as a newly wed, and where it is de rigeur to wear only bikini bottoms. So on returning to Aussie Land, at a local beach with my husband, and his brother, lying there, I looked down and was horrified to find I had no bikini top. I had slipped it off as I had in Italy! I just wanted a big hole to bury myself in, but of-course, said absolutely nothing, and in fact nothing was ever mentioned by any of us!
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