What if Superman had been scared of bugs! ( Archived) (10)

he would run faster than a speeding beetle, able to jump tall crickets at a single bound. its a bird its a plane its wimpyman.



A mild mannered rolleypolley crosses the road and Superman picks up a bus and smashes it down on the poor rolliepollie and dances around saying,"Kill it!"

I'd like to run around in your head for awhile and see just what makes you come up with these weird threads.

The truth can be found in the movie, 'Men In Black', but don't tell anyone else.

I needed a good laugh before bed...thanks, Rilly!

The truth is on Orions belt.

I have a fertile mind.....full of.....stuff.


I can talk normal stuff too.

If you wish to make a flower arrangement, first you will need some floral foam, wire picks, s push pins, moss or green pine grass, floral tape green or brown, a hot melt glue gun and glue, butal tape,a container of your choice and of course your pick of flowers.

Time warp!

if your windup clock or weight driven clock has not been service in two years it is a good time to have it checked. after cleaning the bushing will need to inspected for wear and egging, if ok the an oiling and setting will.....

zap!

When putting in the dye into a cadaver for display, keeping in mind that the dye will need time to migrate to areas and not too insert too much dye in one spot. When derma wax has been used then airbrushing is the best ......

boing!

If a man will not make the buying decision, sometimes it is nessasary for the saleman to make the decision for him. this is done by a number of ways. One being simply taking the item to the register and ringing up the item. When reaching for the money the customer will respond and the sale is confirmed.

Bing!

when charging a refrigerator by the touch method. begin by charging the empty system after applying a vacuum of proper time for all moisture to boild under te 9.25 inch vacuum for about thirty minutes.....

see! full of stuff.


then there is the silly stuff.

^ see its a scary place!

one post up!

lets talk neuro linguistic programming! Weeeeeeee!

or how to cut a lady in half....the thurston method!



raisng wabbits?

how about how to stop thermal runaway on a class A amplifier circut!

......its a scary place when you mix up stuff for fun.

what if hens gave live birth. no eggs......the breakfast market takes a dive.....bacon is over stock and prices drop. the ornge juice concertrate would be over stocked. The sale of pork hurts...no more cakes and goodies cause there is no eggs. Which will die off first the eggs or the chickens.......