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Apr 9, 2009 7:50 AM CST A Jazz Chord
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, He asks if anyone would like him to play a request.

A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.

When he finishes the whole place goes wild.

The little old man jumps up again and shouts "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord." A bit irritated by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart.

The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise.

The little old man jumps up again. "No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord!" Well now truly irritated that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage "OK, mister, you get up here and do it!" The little old man climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to sing...





















"A jazz chord to say I ruv you..."




grin
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Apr 9, 2009 8:24 AM CST A Jazz Chord
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
applause cheering applause laugh
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Apr 9, 2009 8:43 AM CST A Jazz Chord
krisha
krishakrishatokyo, Kanto Japan76 Threads 6,375 Posts
wakaremasta jodan janai,daijobou nerolling on the floor laughing thumbs up handshake
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Apr 9, 2009 8:56 AM CST A Jazz Chord
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
finally a joke that isn't as old as the hills. Bravo ! applause
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Apr 9, 2009 8:57 AM CST A Jazz Chord
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
krisha: wakaremasta jodan janai,daijobou ne


thumbs up Im happy you arent offended Krisha thumbs up wave
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Apr 9, 2009 8:59 AM CST A Jazz Chord
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
JimNastics: finally a joke that isn't as old as the hills. Bravo !



is probably just had the names and locations changed really to bring it up to date laugh wave
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Apr 9, 2009 8:59 AM CST A Jazz Chord
Mercedes1
Mercedes1Mercedes1Sydney, New South Wales Australia101 Threads 1 Polls 3,764 Posts
Bumpgrin cheers hug
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Apr 9, 2009 9:03 AM CST A Jazz Chord
stuthebru
stuthebrustuthebrubangor, Gwynedd, Wales UK2 Threads 34 Posts
hi,m8heart wings top joke ,,loved it serprised even me lolcool peace
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Apr 9, 2009 9:05 AM CST A Jazz Chord
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
stuthebru: hi,m8 top joke ,,loved it serprised even me lol


Stu!!!!!!!!! Great to see you !!!!!!!! bouquet teddybear hug wave
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Apr 9, 2009 9:06 AM CST A Jazz Chord
krisha
krishakrishatokyo, Kanto Japan76 Threads 6,375 Posts
trish123: Im happy you arent offended Krisha




no dear ,i am sports as those hills are shining and laughingrolling on the floor laughing thumbs up hug
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Apr 9, 2009 9:07 AM CST A Jazz Chord
krisha
krishakrishatokyo, Kanto Japan76 Threads 6,375 Posts
JimNastics: finally a joke that isn't as old as the hills. Bravo !




hills never been old,as same those bulls nibbling on the hillstongue
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Apr 9, 2009 9:08 AM CST A Jazz Chord
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
krisha: no dear ,i am sports as those hills are shining and laughing


A good sport cheering Thanks Krisha! hug
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Apr 9, 2009 9:49 AM CST A Jazz Chord
vinny1967
vinny1967vinny1967Dublin, Cork Ireland131 Threads 7 Polls 11,475 Posts
Woved it......just woved it.....

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 9, 2009 10:08 AM CST A Jazz Chord
readyornot0
readyornot0readyornot0stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland49 Threads 3 Polls 1,242 Posts
wery wery good rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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