What you don't want to hear on a first date. (82)
The penicillin shot I got today should take care of that in a couple days.
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Big_John: The penicillin shot I got today should take care of that in a couple days.
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Shirley49WV: Your daughter is so beautiful is she happily married. WTF
(JUST A FOOTNOTE FOR LADYFINGERS, YOU GOTTA STOP DATING THEM QUARTERBACKS)
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Big_John: The penicillin shot I got today should take care of that in a couple days.
pmsl!!!!!!!
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Just a minute...I need to take a tums?????????
...blue tums??
...blue tums??
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I have to finish my coffee quick,My boyfriend will be picking me up in 20 mins
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ladyfingers: You have to use more tact....
.....I was tactful,....And she ask me.!!!!What am I suppose to say.....'No ,Dear.'...and Lie....Yes..???....No...???Also I said very queitly and very respectfully,so no one could hear......As one of my close Lady friend said,after I told her what happen........be damn if you do,be damn if you don't....
J.D
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I really, really, really hate THIS one.
WOW, you don't look your age.
WOW, you don't look your age.
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Yes, You just say BABY GOT BACK
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I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be, I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
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virgiomonkey: .....I was tactful,....And she ask me.!!!!What am I suppose to say.....'No ,Dear.'...and Lie....Yes..???....No...???Also I said very queitly and very respectfully,so no one could hear......As one of my close Lady friend said,after I told her what happen........be damn if you do,be damn if you don't....
J.D
J.D
Awwwwwwww
Did you learn anything from that??
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This is an oldie, but still used....
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.
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yours are better then mine!!!
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rocketqueen: you have to say no....
'the color doesnt suit your beautiful complexion'
'the color doesnt suit your beautiful complexion'
........Look,Ladies are not stupid,and she would have seen right though that one,come on...think about it....and in my opinion there is nothing worse then insulting a Ladies intelligence.....Yes.???..No.....?????
J.D
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I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
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virgiomonkey: ........Look,Ladies are not stupid,and she would have seen right though that one,come on...think about it....and in my opinion there is nothing worse then insulting a Ladies intelligence.....Yes.???..No.....?????
J.D
J.D
Hmmmmm, I would suggest that in the future, you let her do her shopping alone.
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ladyfingers: Awwwwwwww
Did you learn anything from that??
Did you learn anything from that??
.........Yep....sure did,never ever go Clothing shopping with a Lady....
J.D
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virgiomonkey: ........Look,Ladies are not stupid,and she would have seen right though that one,come on...think about it....and in my opinion there is nothing worse then insulting a Ladies intelligence.....Yes.???..No.....?????
J.D
J.D
Well, you've already had the first experience, why not give the other idea a try.
I suppose the worst that would happen is a repeat. :P
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Big_John: I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
That's a good one....or how about.. at checkout
"Don't forget the Sr. Discount"
....and he leaves a $2.00 tip.
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I would have been so tempted to say ----'and I expect to be f****d all night long, in every position with the biggest c**k-------- and that ain't gonna happen either -----LOSER
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