Look, I'm going to be real honest with you. It's been a long time since I've been with a man. I've spent alot of time with the ladies, and....uhhhh...I'm looking to get back up on that old pogo stick...You know what I'm saying?
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We've met before, I was the one in the bushes with the camera.
I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
Do you want to play doctor? I carry my own stethascope.
Go ahead and Super Size, I found some change in the sofa today.
Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the Judge.
Wait till my wife hears about this!
I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.
Have you heard the good word?
What size body-bag are you?
My last girlfirend/boyfriend had issues with live burial...
Just sign here, and initial here... just a little life insurance policy.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've seen Napolian Dynamite 67 times.
My mother say's I have to be home at 9 o'clock.
I'd like you to meet my friends, they have a day-pass tomorrow.
My dog told me you'd be like this.
So, you're my daughters best friend huh?