Why did the chicken cross the road? (21)
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did *not* cross the road.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this *chicken* doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Oliver Stone:
The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road? But is rather, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die in the rain.
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Darwin #2:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
O.J. Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with the chicken at the time.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
New Yorker:
Get that freakin' chicken off the freakin' road or I'll break its freakin' neck!
New York Chicken:
Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Philadelphian:
Cluck you!
Bill Clinton:
This administration will do everything within its power to provide free access to ALL chickens on ALL our nations roads, at ANY cost.
Hillary Clinton:
That's MY chicken.
Melanie Griffith:
Don't lie about your chicken. Defy it.
Dan Quayle:
Chikken, did sumone saye chikken?
Jack Nicholson:
You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did *not* cross the road.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this *chicken* doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Oliver Stone:
The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road? But is rather, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
Darwin:
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.
Louis Farrakhan:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
Martin Luther King, Jr.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Machiavelli:
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha:
Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.
Ralph Waldo Emerson:
The chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die in the rain.
Pat Buchanan:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.
Thomas de Torquemada:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
The Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Darwin #2:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!
O.J. Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with the chicken at the time.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
New Yorker:
Get that freakin' chicken off the freakin' road or I'll break its freakin' neck!
New York Chicken:
Hey! I'm walkin' here!
Philadelphian:
Cluck you!
Bill Clinton:
This administration will do everything within its power to provide free access to ALL chickens on ALL our nations roads, at ANY cost.
Hillary Clinton:
That's MY chicken.
Melanie Griffith:
Don't lie about your chicken. Defy it.
Dan Quayle:
Chikken, did sumone saye chikken?
Jack Nicholson:
You WANT that chicken on the road. You NEED that chicken on the road. You're just too much of a chicken to be on that road YOURSELF!
Blondeaozichick: The chicken crossed the road because.............
The chicken crossed the road to talk to the chick on the other side
The chicken crossed the road to talk to the chick on the other side
Damianowen: Blondeaozichick: The chicken crossed the road because.............The chicken crossed the road to talk to the chick on the other side
Damianowen:
The chicken crossed the road because it was stapled to the punk rocker who crossed the road.
Why does anyone cross the roadThe chicken crossed the road because it was stapled to the punk rocker who crossed the road.
does it matter that the chicken crossed the road he probably needed to get to the other side
To get away from Colonel Sanders ofcourse ..
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kizzy27: To get away from Colonel Sanders ofcourse ..
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The chicken crossed the road to but an icecream !
Damianowen: The chicken crossed the road to but an icecream !
yep
If the chicken crosed the road in Sydney he did so because he has a death wish ....
kizzy27: yep
If the chicken crosed the road in Sydney he did so because he has a death wish ....
If the chicken crosed the road in Sydney he did so because he has a death wish ....
or he likes to play chicken !
It kind of reminds me of the American on seeing Stonehenge remarked "why did they build it so close to the freeway?"
The chicken, now retired from an illustrious career crossing roads, is looking forward to its retirement in a freezer near you....
The chicken, now retired from an illustrious career crossing roads, is looking forward to its retirement in a freezer near you....
Hey, why did the chicken cross the Tasman?
He was on his way to Kizzys Bar ....
"Three-Legged Chickens"
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet." (Molly - Ohio/USA)
A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 50 mph. He accelerated to 60, and the chicken stayed right next to him. He sped up to 75 mph, and the chicken passed him. The man noticed that the chicken had three legs. So he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer said "Well, everybody likes chicken legs, so I bred a three-legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said, "Don't know, haven't caught one yet." (Molly - Ohio/USA)
Why the chicken cross the road? 
I didn't see a thing, detectives. I don't know any chickens.
melty1: Why the chicken cross the road?
I didn't see a thing, detectives. I don't know any chickens.
I didn't see a thing, detectives. I don't know any chickens.
YEAH YEAH THATS WHAT THEY ALL SAY
Why did the chicken cross the road ?
becuause were all on this side ...
A chicken and a duck are at the side of the road. The chicken turns to the duck and says, "Whatever you do , don't cross: you'll never hear the end of it."
why did the chicken cross the road
to visit his flat mate
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The chicken crossed the road because it was stapled to the punk rocker who crossed the road.