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May 2, 2009 12:51 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
Three Men on a Hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man
prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river.."
Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
"God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof! .... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed:
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
cross the river"
Poof! ... He was turned in to a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD
LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

If at first you don't succeed,
do it the way your wife told you!


rolling on the floor laughing dunno laugh
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May 2, 2009 1:05 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
ha-ha after that did she cook them supper on the other siderolling on the floor laughing
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May 2, 2009 1:06 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
caspatch: ha-ha after that did she cook them supper on the other side


If it was me...yep...I cooked...lolrolling on the floor laughing laugh
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May 2, 2009 1:08 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
No..... you're not in for it. I probably should not have written my comment.

It was just a casual observation by me, and really, I am not hurt or upset or anything.

I just notice a lot of jokes about men. Usually white guys. We are the target. And it is OK in that I don't really care that much or get hurt by it. I just noted it.

You tell some pretty funny jokes actually starshinebright. Keep shining.
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May 2, 2009 1:09 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
starshinebright: If it was me...yep...I cooked...lol


and, as you had the map, you hiked five miles there and back to the nearest store - hope you remembered to get some beers too! cheers
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May 2, 2009 1:09 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
lights: No..... you're not in for it. I probably should not have written my comment.

It was just a casual observation by me, and really, I am not hurt or upset or anything.

I just notice a lot of jokes about men. Usually white guys. We are the target. And it is OK in that I don't really care that much or get hurt by it. I just noted it.

You tell some pretty funny jokes actually starshinebright. Keep shining.


Careful!

Flatter a woman too much and she'll have you for breakfast! grin
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May 2, 2009 1:14 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
rusty_knight: and, as you had the map, you hiked five miles there and back to the nearest store - hope you remembered to get some beers too!
cheers wine beers and wine...lol
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May 2, 2009 1:15 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
rusty_knight: Careful!

Flatter a woman too much and she'll have you for breakfast!



No....she will cook you breakfast!rolling on the floor laughing

thanks guys! I am Sandie by the way....handshake
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May 2, 2009 1:17 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
starshinebright: No....she will cook you breakfast!

thanks guys! I am Sandie by the way....


Hi Sandie - you 'shore' look good! wine
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May 2, 2009 1:21 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
Thanks for the flower Sandie!

You are very sweet, and that was nice gesture. No need to feel bad, I wish I would have thought a little more before I wrote that absent minded comment.

No victims or hurt feelings here. You keep on, making people smile.
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May 2, 2009 1:23 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
lights
lightslightsDenver, Colorado USA6 Threads 504 Posts
rusty_knight: Hi Sandie - you 'shore' look good!


Oh funny funny RK. VERY WITTTY my friend.

Someday I will think of some wise thing like that to say. Come high water or hell.
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May 2, 2009 1:24 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
lights: Thanks for the flower Sandie!

You are very sweet, and that was nice gesture. No need to feel bad, I wish I would have thought a little more before I wrote that absent minded comment.

No victims or hurt feelings here. You keep on, making people smile.


You fool!

You should have PRETETENDED to be offended!

You'd have been asked over for breakfast by now! doh

laugh

wine
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May 2, 2009 1:24 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
rusty_knight: Hi Sandie - you 'shore' look good!
blushing
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May 2, 2009 1:26 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
lights: Thanks for the flower Sandie!

You are very sweet, and that was nice gesture. No need to feel bad, I wish I would have thought a little more before I wrote that absent minded comment.

No victims or hurt feelings here. You keep on, making people smile.
bouquet teddybear Thank you very much!
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May 2, 2009 1:30 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
rusty_knight: You fool!

You should have PRETETENDED to be offended!

You'd have been asked over for breakfast by now!


I may live in Southern Ca., but make a yummy southern breakfast!!! Thanks guys you are great!wine
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May 2, 2009 1:42 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright: If it was me...yep...I cooked...lol
sandie where were you when i got lost in the orange graves in corona, sure could of used a good meal and winesigh
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May 2, 2009 1:46 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
caspatch: sandie where were you when i got lost in the orange graves in corona, sure could of used a good meal and wine


Oh dear.....I am afraid the orange groves are all gone.....!!!real bummer.....I miss the smell in the air when they blossom....when were you here?handshake
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May 2, 2009 1:54 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright: Oh dear.....I am afraid the orange groves are all gone.....!!!real bummer.....I miss the smell in the air when they blossom....when were you here?
mid eighties it was growing then i probably wouldn't recognize it anymore
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May 2, 2009 1:58 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
caspatch: mid eighties it was growing then i probably wouldn't recognize it anymore


No, you wouldn't! Corona now has more to offer than Riverside. Nice place.....but took down the beauty in the hills etc. Everything is already all brown...suppose to rain tomorrow, Sat., But......it never rains in California......lolhandshake
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May 2, 2009 2:01 AM CST 3 men on a hike...
jessejess47
jessejess47jessejess47ogdensburg, New York USA35 Threads 1 Polls 3,886 Posts
starshinebright: Oh dear.....I am afraid the orange groves are all gone.....!!!real bummer.....I miss the smell in the air when they blossom....when were you here?
i lived in Bakersfield as a teen was there for 9th and 10th grade....wave
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