Installation of Security System for ladies on a budget (4)
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You mean I didn't need to get the dogs?------ This thread is Archived ------
JimNastics: 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, and Carmine, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Will be back in a bit. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.P.S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!
It might slow the mail delivery though.
It might slow the mail delivery though.
Shoot...nowadays you'd come home, and the boots, magazines, and the dog dishes would be gone!!!!!!!!
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2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, and Carmine, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Will be back in a bit. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
P.S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!
It might slow the mail delivery though.