If a head hunter became the head of a corporation? ( Archived) (24)

May 8, 2009 10:13 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Would he live very long or hang around the office all the time?confused
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May 8, 2009 10:22 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
He would be out finding the best and the brightest for the corporation.
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He would be stuck on a poll, showing what head hunters do!
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May 8, 2009 10:24 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
Wednesday74
Wednesday74Wednesday74Central, Florida USA3 Threads 1 Polls 813 Posts
He would eat everyonefrustrated
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May 8, 2009 10:24 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I think he would be like most heads of corporation. Out looking for a little head!
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May 8, 2009 10:26 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
RillyNiceGuy: I think he would be like most heads of corporation. Out looking for a little head!

Mini me!
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May 8, 2009 10:28 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
He might go to a head shrinker!
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May 8, 2009 10:29 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
In response to: Would he live very long or hang around the office all the time?
worked as a head hunter, found my job, worked up to vp engineering, also was plant manager, came up thru the ranks and could deal at all levels with people, even head hunters trying to recruit melaugh laugh
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May 8, 2009 10:32 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
RillyNiceGuy: He might go to a head shrinker!

After hunting for the best heads and becoming the head of a corporation. He will need a shrink for a vacation.
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He has time for the hunters to hunt heads for him.
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May 8, 2009 10:37 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: After hunting for the best heads and becoming the head of a corporation. He will need a shrink for a vacation.
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He has time for the hunters to hunt heads for him.


Then he would hire others hunting head for him!
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May 8, 2009 10:38 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
gwright025
gwright025gwright025Agoura Hills, California USA1 Threads 46 Posts
he would fire donald trump and wear his wig
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May 8, 2009 10:42 PM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
gwright025: he would fire donald trump and wear his wig

Maybe, oroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
He will shrink his head and wear it as a hat. No wig, no comb over.
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May 9, 2009 12:34 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
I would believe in a lawyer whose office had a display case full of shrunken heads on sticks.
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May 9, 2009 12:41 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
Witchaywoman: I would believe in a lawyer whose office had a display case full of shrunken heads on sticks.

Yes, you are sooooooooooo right. Mine is one, my ex.
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May 9, 2009 12:43 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Witchaywoman: I would believe in a lawyer whose office had a display case full of shrunken heads on sticks.


shrunken heads are cool - you can talk to them, stroke them...... and even poke them in the eye without them biting back! grin
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May 9, 2009 12:46 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
rusty_knight: shrunken heads are cool - you can talk to them, stroke them...... and even poke them in the eye without them biting back!


Wow! I am such a genius! blushing

Remember that craze for 'Cabbage Patch' Dolls?

I bet kids would LOVE shrunken head dolls - really macabre looking ones with blood oozing out of the sockets.

Wowza!

KOOL KEWL COOL

And I bet the dads of the kids who wanted them for Christmas would love to play with them too - you could even play 'footie' with them!

How many days before Christmas?

I need to contact a nice Chinese manufacturer NOW!

The recession is over thanks to my wonderful genius shrunken head for Xmas toy!

dancing banana applause
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May 9, 2009 12:47 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
rusty_knight: shrunken heads are cool - you can talk to them, stroke them...... and even poke them in the eye without them biting back!

A bed head, I mean dead head is always good.
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May 9, 2009 12:49 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: A bed head, I mean dead head is always good.


Women would love them too - if the shrunken head dollswere made from the pic of an ex............... plus a free set of pins to stick in the eye sockets, up the nostrils etc!

cool
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May 9, 2009 12:50 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
rusty_knight: Women would love them too - if the shrunken head dollswere made from the pic of an ex............... plus a free set of pins to stick in the eye sockets, up the nostrils etc!


TALKING SHRUNKEN HEAD DOLL COULD GO 'OUCH' WHEN YOU STICK A PIN IN ITS HEAD!

(Batteries would, of course, have to be extra! moping )
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May 9, 2009 1:24 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
rusty_knight: "The buck stops here?"

Yea, sure!
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May 9, 2009 1:29 AM CST If a head hunter became the head of a corporation?
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Yea, sure!


How about vampire Bambi dolls? dunno
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