Ball decorations ( Archived) (4)

Guys have you been looking down at your twins and going "Boy they could do with some sprucing up". Tired of the same old plain limes in a bag Well there are some products that can give a lift to your little guys - Behold the Ball Decorations! Ladies treat your guys to one of these attractive decorations:

Does he like Rap? Forget diamond studded teeth! Get him a 24K gold and diamond studded ball and chain they fit snugly around the sacs and make him look like a million bucks.


Is he a conservative guy who does not like too much fuss? Then get him a durable black satin bow tie ball holder. They are discreet yet attractive.

Is he into Rock? Then you must try the Black leather Sack string with sterlin silver studs, guaranteed to keep the bed rocking all night long.

Is it real cold where you are? No problem, just buy a Furry Burry Sac warmer. Its fluffy and comes in three fashionable colours . Your honey's little guys won't ever freeze again.



Does your fellah like natural herbs,vegetarian foods and reggae music then you must purchase the red,yellow and green Ital sac suspenders. Made from natural hemp fibres you guy will feel so Irie.
Hurry, hurry buy now! Bring back the love between those two guys (taking orders now).

I thought that,s why we have deodorant in the stick type and the ball type.LOL

Frankly, I'm shocked...