Lagoona22: "Would the assistant accountant in the back office please get off ConnectingSingles and finish that balance sheet..."
this is a public access announcement ..due to the thousands of hours the sales staff have spent on connecting singles this supermarket is going into recievership customes are advised to take what they can ................
ghost007: this is a public access announcement ..due to the thousands of hours the sales staff have spent on connecting singles this supermarket is going into recievership customes are advised to take what they can ................
ps the lingerie section has already been emptied due to the prompt action of a bald egg headed gentleman who was seen making his way there at dawn today......
He was beaten to it tho, by the devious strategy of a portly, top-heavy lady who hid in a changing booth overnight, and made off with all the wimmins underwear at dawn, most of it too small to fit her.... The police report states that the only thing that she may find useful, is the 12 pairs of XXL men's boxers she also stuffed in her brassierre on the way out...
ghost007: ps the lingerie section has already been emptied due to the prompt action of a bald egg headed gentleman who was seen making his way there at dawn today......
Lagoona22: He was beaten to it tho, by the devious strategy of a portly, top-heavy lady who hid in a changing booth overnight, and made off with all the wimmins underwear at dawn, most of it too small to fit her.... The police report states that the only thing that she may find useful, is the 12 pairs of XXL men's boxers she also stuffed in her brassierre on the way out...
further to this the supermarket would like to announce that This was later found to be misreporting spread by by an elderly gentleman unable to outrun the cops and intent on covering his tracks ....
ghost007: further to this the supermarket would like to announce that This was later found to be misreporting spread by by an elderly gentleman unable to outrun the cops and intent on covering his tracks ....
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Captain Beetroot is hlping Roger the Cabin Boy to assert himelf.
tHERE has been an oilspill in aisle 4 please remove the volunteer display model captain beetroot before his decorative parts become cooked