doing a survey here !!! ( Archived) (25)

Lets get married babe

sure why not handsome guy

I there Babe

Where are we having our honey moon at?

how about Niagara falls

sounds good to me babe. You want me to carry you there

if you can with my wedding dress that have 10 feet trail....

Je, si j'etais un jeune homme . Paws

I dont know about bats, but Id marry you right off the first train I saw you.

But then thats cos I am a nice guy and I love women!

But I have to makea few rules here before we get married.

This is what I want ...

Have dinner ready: Plan ahead even the night before, to have a delicious meal on time. This is a way of letting me know that you have been thinking about me, and are concerned about my needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospects of a good meal are part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself: Take 15 minutes to rest so you will be refreshed when I arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. I have just been with a lot or work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. My boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter: make one last trip through the main part of the house just before I arrive, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. I will feel I have reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.

Prepare the children: Take a few minutes to wash the children hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and I would like to see them playing the part.

Minimize the noise: At the time of my arrival, eliminate all noise of washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see me. Greet me with a warm smile and be glad to see me. Tell the servants to be seen but not heard.

The Goal: Try to make our home a place of peace and order where I can relax.



Now, what I am likely to get ....
Have dinner ready: Make reservations ahead of time. If your day becomes too hectic, just leave me a voice mail message regarding where you'd like to eat and at what time. This lets me know that your day has been rotten, and gives me an opportunity to change your mood.

Prepare yourself: A quick stop at the "LANCOMB" counter on your way home will do wonders for your outlook and will keep you from becoming irritated every time I opens my mouth. (Don't forget to use my credit card!)

Clear away the clutter: Call the housekeeper and tell her that any miscellaneous items left on the floor by the children can be placed in the Goodwill box in the garage.

Prepare the children: Send the children to their rooms to watch television or play Nintendo.

Minimize the noise: If you happen to be home when I arrive, be in the bathroom with the door locked

The Goal: Try to keep things amicable without reminding me that the world doesnt actaully revolve around me.