Belushi1 Forum Posts (2,621)

RE: Are the men afraid of the beautiful women?

Well, I have a broad mind, and although a little rounder than I would like, you would be surprised how fast my short fat hairy legs will carry me when there is an angry woman on the loose!!

However ... If I fetch it, then that may be more than you bargained for!

RE: what word describe you best when your in love......1 word only!!!

Really?

RE: Are the men afraid of the beautiful women?

We are all beautiful in our own way.
Its just some of us hide it better than others.

... and you can certainly call me beautiful. Although I think the sun has affected your eyesight!!! But have my Santa hat, Im sure Ill look really fetching in an outback hat in the middle of London on Christmas Eve!!!

RE: Are the men afraid of the beautiful women?

Thank Luis. It didnt sound gay. It sounded like a friend talking to another.

Well, thats the way I took it anyway!

About time we had another adventure from the The Man from La Mango, dont you think?

RE: Are the men afraid of the beautiful women?

Unity and simplicity are the two true sources of beauty - J.J. Winckelmann


... cute hat too ... fancy swapping?

RE: If this Christmas you could only have......

[starts packing]
toothbrush,
toothpaste
thong
clean socks

RE: Are the men afraid of the beautiful women?

But if you thought you were beautiful, then that would negate your beauty!

Beauty is being in harmony with what you are

RE: If this Christmas you could only have......

To be on a beach in the sunshine with the ones I love

RE: what word describe you best when your in love......1 word only!!!

Let us get on our knees and praaaaHAAAAYYYYy

RE: How long does it take for a broken heart to healed itself?

Jan, I love it when you talk dirty to me

RE: American survey.

Well my horizontal tango is better than my vertical one!

.. and my rumba is to die for

RE: Changes!!!

No.

I am overwhelmed sometimes at the things I have done, the people I have met and the places I have seen.

Im lucky, and I want to stay lucky. If I changed something, then I could lose my luck. If that happened, I would not be me.

Motto .. if you aren't living on the edge, you are taking up tooo much space!

RE: what is your favorite holiday?

Activity holiday. Testing my finely honed body to its extreme limits. NOT!

Alternatively, going diving on a boat in the middle of the ocean!
or
Doing a camel safari in the Sinai mountains
or
Going on a motorbike tour with my friends
or
doing absolutely nothing apart from reading and playing on here!

RE: Why are you on CS (honestly)?

Well from my experience, most Greeks!!

RE: i have a problem with my thoughts

You are so right! You do have a problem with your thoughts

The problem is that you are not using them!!!

You want an ugly woman? Do I understand that correctly?

Why do you want an ugly woman?
So you can feel superior?
So she isnt going to run off and leave you because she will feel grateful?

Damn, boy, you have soooo much to learn about women, that even a lifetime wouldnt cover it!

Rule 1 Everything a woman does/says/thinks is right
Rule 2 ... there is no rule 2, please refer to rule 1 in case of emergencies or confusion.

sometimes, I really wonder where we find these people

RE: what word describe you best when your in love......1 word only!!!

Will you give me airhead too Serenity???

I aintnever had that kinda head before

RE: Aluminum foil deflector beanie.... paranoia, or a great shark deterrent?

Well it doesnt deter sharks.

Although you could use it for signalling. As long as you can do it with your mouth. After the shark has eaten your arms and legs!

But then you'd be called ... Bob!

RE: what word describe you best when your in love......1 word only!!!

YAY!!!

RE: what word describe you best when your in love......1 word only!!!

Noisy .... noisier !

RE: Men in kilts!

yep ... making a kilt takes, time, loads of skill and a sheeeyit load of money!!!

Short, fat hairy legs? --- Check
Rotund? --- Check
Happy going commando --- Check
Colour of kilt --- NOT CHECK!!! Plaid! HAH!

RE: why is it so hard to catch someones eye

All I can say is that if you do catch someone's eye ...



























































do them a favour and throw it back!!

RE: where is every one..

how do you know its cold in England? You in my back garden peering over my fence?

RE: How long does it take for a broken heart to healed itself?

about a year ...

RE: BEST PLACE FOR A DATE?

[shakes head, desparingly]

The use of underage mammals is to be discouraged!

All mammals must be of proprietry age for such use.

RE: BEST PLACE FOR A DATE?

hmmm [is not convinced]

RE: BEST PLACE FOR A DATE?

oh christ!!!!

Im never using the handle of that pitchfork again!!!

RE: Famous Last Words

Its ok, Jordie is safe with me!

RE: BEST PLACE FOR A DATE?

how many legs does it involve 4 or 6 [really hopes it doesnt involve chickens]

RE: BEST PLACE FOR A DATE?

[is really afraid to ask what the word "unusual" means in this sentence]

RE: BEST PLACE FOR A DATE?

You didnt need to ...

What are you doing in the barn?

[is really sorry he asked that]