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RE: Honestly,Would You Leave Your Boyfriend or Girlfriend If They Lost Both of Their Legs?

I dont know .. you have stumped me there ... rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Help with London

.. and that type of attitude is one of the reasons this board is in the dire state it is in.

If you have nothing good to say, why say anything?

RE: Who do you think built Stonehenge?

Sounds a great idea ... where do I sign up?grin

RE: Help with London

I love London, and I have worked in some of the roughest, most dangerous parts(Hackney, Dalston, Peckham, Brixton) of it as a Bailiff for four years collecting unpaid parking fines.

If I didnt get a death threat once or twice a week, I was not workign hard enough!!!

So, I believe I have the right to say that its a great city that needs to be loved a little to be understood.

RE: Help with London

well arent we a bundle of fun tonight!!

I love London. It is expensive, and it is overcrowded, but it is an amazing place. Full of history and tradition, great things to see, and experience and if you like just ambling around, and absorbing the culture, then London is a great place.

If you want to do the touristy things, (The Tower, Madame Tussauds, The Dungeon, etc) then book your tickets online.
1) they are cheaper
2) you dont have to queue, just walk in

If you are there Friday Lunchtime then go to the Borough Street Market in SE1
Its full of great nibbles, and exotic foods.

Sunday is the market at Petticoat lane

It also depends on what you want to do and which bars you want to go to. Apart from being miserable old sods, the boys are right in that its a very expensive place to go out at night time.

if you want more info .. mail me

RE: Friends hang out

[sings and gyrates] its not unusual to be loved by anyone...

RE: Strange or odd facts about you

no but an experiment with an electric eel blew a whole row of lights

RE: Strange or odd facts about you

We have those type of aquaria here in the UK, and it is perfectly safe for kids to put their hands in the water to touch the rays as long as the kids make sure their fingers are wet first. The only problems that people have is the rays nibbling the fingers for the human grease on the fingers ... its actually quite ticklish

Sorry, Jean, but Irwin was careless. He should not have approached any large animal from behind in his inimitable style of arms flailing and floundering all over the place.

He sure as hell would not approach a croc from the business end, so why should he believe that rays (who are a member of the shark family and can be short tempered) are placid and docile?

Would you, if you owned a big dog, sneak up behind it and then try and grab its ears? Of course you wouldnt, its a knowledge of the animal.

Some idiot divers will try and grab hold of a ray's wings and get a free ride. This does nothing but stress the animal and cause it pain. I have seen and "educated" too many ignorant divers about riding on turtles and rays. I bet Irwin was trying to hitch a ride with this ray. Great TV! Lousy for the animal

I agree he had been in much more dangerous situations, and maybe apart from his dad, knew all there was about crocs, snakes and reptiles in general, but from a professional diving instructor point of view he was a gung-ho nightmare who would have still been alive if he had taken the same care he does with snakes, with a large man-killing ray.

Under water he forgot the golden rule. Humans are not top of the food chain!

RE: What song gets you in the "mood"?

[puts fingers to lips] Sssshhhh someone might hear ....

RE: What song gets you in the "mood"?

Black Velvet - Alanis Morrisette (sp)
Lily's not here - Candy Dulfer + Dave Stewart
The Bird/Getz/Coltrane all send me ....

then peace and quiet afterwards to just hear regular, rythmical breathing.

The best bit about music is the spaces between the notes

RE: Strange or odd facts about you

No. Its are inhumane as docking a dog's tail. They wouldnt do it.

The barb in a stingray's tail is for defence. If it wants its nose squidged, then it is happy for that.

I used to lie on my front in front of a stingray, and in clear view of it, extend my arm really slowly.

Then gently dig my hand underneath the sand it sat on, until my hand was under its midriff.
Then move my fingers in a tickling manner.

They love it. It ripples with pleasure. I have done it for 5 minutes before now, with my video camera running at the time.

They are beautiful creatures with the same intelligence level as a cat.

Steve Irwin was totally out of his environment. Fantastic crocodile hunter, lousy marine biologist.

His death was his own fault. The animal was only protecting itself.

The diving community at large has no sympathy for this type of accident, as he should have known better.

Dont get me wrong, I found him to be a delight to watch and a very educational and intelligent man. But sometimes his enthusiasm was a danger to all around him

RE: A lesson in female anatomy (Rated R)

The hardest part of acheiving something, is the first step

RE: Massachusetts

Entschuldigung.

RE: Massachusetts

hmm a lil bit of luuuurve going on in the German line hererolling on the floor laughing

RE: A lesson in female anatomy (Rated R)

Then no picking up a stick-leback and pike-ing people with it, please.

Otherwise we will all be flounder-ing around, and the sole point of this thread will go to hell in a crab-bisque.

RE: Science...or...God???

To be is to do -Socrates
To do is to be -Satre































































Do be do be do -Sinatra
rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A lesson in female anatomy (Rated R)

I have never met a woman who smelled remotely fishy ...

But then as a small tangent, I had a Japanese girlfriend and she said that the majority of westerners smelled like cheese to most Japanese.

Its the high dairy content we have in our diet.

Japanese people also have a different odour to westerners, and I believe I could smell it.

RE: Thoughtful Sayings.

If there is a pain in your eye when you drink hot drinks ...



Take the spoon out of the cup first thumbs up thumbs down thumbs up

RE: Strange or odd facts about you

I have kissed a shark on the nose, and tickled a manta ray on its tum!

Also I can do headstands in the sand underwater whilst turning around in circles and when I breath in I go up, and when I breath out, I drill myself in to the sand ...

Funny as hell .. I guess .. if you find that sort of thing funny

The bath is a receiving antenna for aliens

blushing

RE: Why is P===y such a good thing???

without it, the glass in the windows would fall out.

So its great

The bath is a receiving antenna for aliens

There is enough of the foot to go around ... wink

The bath is a receiving antenna for aliens

orange flavoured crispy duck head!!!

or

Chocolate flavoured Bailey-buttons .... mmmmgrin

The bath is a receiving antenna for aliens

Its ok, crispy duck is a delicacy, that once fried and tried, never forgotten.

Plus the soap is orange flavour ...

And all the improtant stuff is covered .. no problem

The bath is a receiving antenna for aliens

tried that ... the remote from the tv doesnt work whilst in the bath ... lack of strength or something

The bath is a receiving antenna for aliens

only if you are strapped on and have both hands free ... otherwise you could get arressted for driving without using both hands

The bath is a receiving antenna for aliens

but they are only inflatable if they are blown up. They come with their own tube to blow into

RE: Count the "F's".

6 no one normally counts the F in Of because it makes a V sound

RE: " I want....."

I want 30 degrees C weather, a white sandy beach, an ocean full of clear blue water and a boat to plonk my pert butt on, to enjoy it all.

Not a lot really, but I was close, once!

RE: Some religions try to control how people think and act.

ALL religions try to control hearts and minds.

The only truth is what you know.

All other things are immaterial

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