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RE: FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BASH DEENOCLAN COME TO THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!

Oh hell, you sure that you could manage to step outside the house with all that hatred that people have for you?

Let me guess, you are not paranoid, its just people are out to get you???doh

RE: What's the most distance you will or have gone to meet someone

Sheeyit!! I have been on planes, trains, automobiles, camels, horses, llamas, and even the very odd bicycle to get to the women I have loved.

8000 miles, three continents and eight countries.

does that count?

RE: FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO BASH DEENOCLAN COME TO THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!

All we need is this guy to feel sorry for himself and then we have another neurotic, paranoid attention deficient.

Oh joy!doh

RE: Saddam Hussain....

There may be someone ... who knows?

Then I recommend we all retire to Nepal, Newfoundland or New Zealand, and pretend to be Yetis, polar bears or sheep!!!

RE: Saddam Hussain....

But the worrying thing is that no one in power will realise this.

Time after time, ruling powers make the same mistakes.

Martyrdom is a regular thing. The suicide bombers go to prove that!

You cannot punish someone who is dead.

However the pen is mightier than the sword. Anything can be said in the name of a dead person.

Look at the Bible!

RE: Saddam Hussain....

lets just hope there is no one that is able to join these two groups and aim their collective anger against the West!

RE: Saddam Hussain....

He must not die for two reasons.
If he gets killed he will be a martyr. The last thing that the West wants is an uprising in the name of a dead martyr.

Secondly, killing another human being is not right unless you are in mortal danger yourself.. He has been adjudged as guilty. There is no contention.

But is this the proper way to deal with him?

He will be more powerful in death than he will be in life.

He will not suffer the way he tortured and murdered his victims.

Should he?

h

RE: Women Find Men Most Irristable When They...............

Lets get a few things straight here, my "luxury" accommodation in the cellar ...

1) The "protective sheets" were four plastic trash bags tied to each corner of the "bed"

2) The "bed" was four railway sleepers screwed together at an angle of 45 degrees. The spoked wheel at the end of the sleepers is a little worrying. Especially worrying was leather ankle straps and the birthing restraints!

3) The science projects are still complaining about the lack of fridge space, by the way.

4) It had to be real, as you normally have that white creamy stuff on the top of your coffee, by the spoonful ... from memory!

RE: Women Find Men Most Irristable When They...............

But then thats when all our real thoughts are being processed !!!

grin

RE: Hi all

says who?confused

RE: Hi all

Hi Roxanne

Welcome to the worldwide chapter of loons, nutters, neurotics & psychotics.

If you got a problem, and no one else can sort it out ... maybe you can hire the CS Team!

Alternatively throw yourself in, as the water is lovelyyay

RE: A perplexing conundrum...

Ok, lets assume a couple of things here (pardon me if they are wrong)

1st assumption the parties like each other
2nd assumption the 2nd party would like to find out why the 1st party is uncommunicative
3rd assumption the 2nd party is a literate, educated woman with skills to write for a living ...

answer ... ask him "whats the deal?"

Put down what you have said to us, to him and wait.

RE: whats good for the goose

IS that the same as taking a gander at goosing?

RE: what makes you a good girl that enjoys being bad

Make sure your hands are warm .. putty is more maleable when you have warm hands!!! yay

RE: whats good for the goose

The complete phrase is 'What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander'

So, lets get saucy!!!grin

RE: I'm a Honda, what are you ?

Im a Mitsubishi Shogun 4x4 3.0l V6 LWB

Plenty of space, very thirsty, loads of stamina, can pull anything, not particularly fast, but a damn good ride that will go for hours.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Trouble with a dream.

The chime in the distance, is Paws' doorbell. Any groping is as the lights in the hallway have blown. As the door opens the woman is nodding in the garden at the fact Paws has not cut the grass,and the bloody buttercups are attracting the insects!

The long dress has arms that meet at the front, the grass makes a pungent blue cloud when exhaled.

It HAS to be a dream, as her hair is long and wavy, and Paws' isnt!

The innocent smile is the fact she is stoned on grass sitting in your garden making inane comments and dribbling!

The silence is broken by a loud pfffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrTtttttttttt!!!

RE: Trouble with a dream.

what? This one? banana

RE: Trouble with a dream.

it IS a gorilla!


See! I told you. Paws and a gorilla called Gloriarolling on the floor laughing

RE: itchy botty

what about kissed?grin

RE: 450. If you could visit only one more place in the world that you have never been, where would you g

Chuuk Lagoon (Polynesia)

Site of the largest collection of battlecruisers and warships ever sunk by the US/Japanese fleets during WWII.

It is THE best diving in the world. Big sharks, big wrecks, big stonking, mind-blowing, heart-pumping deep dives!!!yay

RE: Where do YOU get your inner strength from?

Humour.

If you can find humour, even in death, (which is fairly terminal) then nothing insurmountable.

RE: Akk hel is breakin loose....Kiss

maybe the answer to the question should be ...


... "to do the washing, the ironing, the cleaning and the shopping? Because I am your man"

What a very nice fellow he is.

RE: Why is it that you can't.....

What Cat says is pretty spot on.

But why let that stop you?

I sent a young lady a flower who I believed was an attractive woman. No ulterior motive, just appreciation.

She had the grace and decency to thank me.

So, there are decent people out there.

Just keep smiling and eventually someone will smile back. The rest? They will wonder what you are up to!grin

RE: Music

Gypsy Kings/Shakira/Alabina

RE: Akk hel is breakin loose....Kiss

As opposed to a made up one? ... or one who is a figment of everyone's imagination?

confused

RE: One Shot...With Someone Famous

one black one
one white one
and one with a bit of ...

RE: One Shot...With Someone Famous

Salma Hayek ... she could have half of my dinner

RE: whats are your thoughts on the war in iraq?

Too many to fight for too little, will mean too few to return

RE: new to this date scene

Well we could tie them to the chair, cover them in fish oil and then let the Cat, lick it off!!!

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