MY LOOOORDSSSSS, LAAAADDEEEEEEEZZZZZZ AND Genl'men, we have a heavyweight contest of one round, no scratching, biting, bumping or boring. But all other methods of pain extraction are allowed.
In the Red corneeerrrrrr, we have;
Thud, him fearless hunter, him great pack animal, him kill bears with small stick and an army knife .. afraid of no one, can make milk curdle with a single stare
In the Blue corneeerrrrr, we have;
The Doc .... [say no more]
Someone better call the vet, because they shoot horses, dont they????
The fine print? That red scribbley stuff down the bottom? Is that what I had to donate a pint of blood for?
I could not possibly comment on the other stuff, all I know is that those "parties" you have been holding are playing havoc on my sleeping patterns ...
I mean, being at your beck and call is all very well and good, but do I have to play Scarlett every time???
When you can enjoy each other's silence, and not feel the need to make noise, then its on its way to harmony.
There are ways of saying to your partner, "not now" so that they will not be hurt. But is the game that important? Can it not be taped? Your book will still be there when you have had your conversation.
Sure, your desire to be alone is understandable, but how does "Im going to watch the game, you need me for anything?" sound Doesnt this say "Im heading off for some solo time, its your last chance to chat before I get totally engrossed"
Appreciation of time apart will enhance time together
Depends on whether you set yourself up with expectations. If you dont, and just want to enjoy the person's company, then perfect dates are easy to come by.
But on one occassion I was asleep, and in my subconscious, I could hear someone calling my name. It was a soft call.
I woke up, and looked at the clock and it was very early in the morning. Even the sparrows hadnt got up, been to the bathroom, adjusted their crotches and burped!!!
I was wide awake, and got up. Switched on my computer on the way to the kitchen for a drink. Went to the bathroom, and as I sat down the person that had been calling my name appeared in the MSN box as online!!!
They were up very early as well, as they could not sleep.
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sort of puts a guy off!! Plus its difficult to do both! 
yes dear ...
thanks .... [shuffles feet] shuucks
RE: Oldest profession
or a truss, after the kick in the crutch he is going to get!!!!