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RE: Is it just me?

Ahh thats not Lori ... thats Lutz's fault ... he's the DI

RE: Have you ever physically met anyone from the net?

grin All I can say is at 7pm, YEP!!!! grin

RE: IM JUST SO BORED!!!

So does Thud if you ask him nicely ...

RE: IM JUST SO BORED!!!

No, the Gnomes live in your beard ... YOU are the Mobile home for gnomes doh

Well me and the Doc were saying just the very same thing.

So, I have started saving. I suggested that we come for a cup of tea ... she had other ideas ...

So, I guess, I will have to go see your sister after all ...

Remind me again ... is she cute?smitten

RE: What If Your Date Showed Up Looking Tacky?..LOL

tongue

RE: pretty girls,homely guys ?

Well I dont have any money and Im hung like a mexican monkey ... never had any problemsrolling on the floor laughing

RE: pretty girls,homely guys ?

If you have to ask, then no one can tell you.professor

RE: What If Your Date Showed Up Looking Tacky?..LOL

I am only down the road .. so I pop in to check the heating and service the appliances.

grin

RE: What If Your Date Showed Up Looking Tacky?..LOL

Nah man ... leave your clothes on .. I have just had breakfast, and Id appreciate it staying down long enough to enjoy it!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: IM JUST SO BORED!!!

Numpty = Large, tea-drinking, gnome-mobile-home, Rednecked Holey American lug, who missed the Doc with eyes (and other body parts) only for himdoh

RE: Children

Sorry Bud, shes not on the Menu ...
Only on Thursdays


[looks at the calendar]

SHeeeyit!!!!! Its Thursday here!!! Well batter me with a piece of milk chocolate, if I am not gonna be seein' a choc-dipped Doc with nuts!yay

RE: IM JUST SO BORED!!!

[whispers in Thud's] How the f'ck can you be talking to me about numptys when the Doc has errr ... blushing well read that up there ^^^^

Jeez man, your priorities are as weird as helldoh

RE: What If Your Date Showed Up Looking Tacky?..LOL

[leaves the luggage at the airport, gets into sack cloth and ashes]

Should be there in about 8 hours!!!kiss

RE: IM JUST SO BORED!!!

So, Meerkat, what would you do to make yourself unbored.

Know any jokes?

RE: IM JUST SO BORED!!!

Now, Thud, dont be like that.

I only live to learn, and this one I have to try ... you think Lilly would find it alluring for me to grow a beard, have resident gnomes, and lay my glass eye on her in a friggin coon's age

RE: IM JUST SO BORED!!!

Man, if you were any smoother, you would be smooth peanut butter. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I AM CHANGING SIDES!!!

I know Urs .. hug

My advice, is stop looking.

Then you will find what you are no longer looking for.beer

RE: I AM CHANGING SIDES!!!

Well you could play both sides .... that will double your chances.

But I suppose it doesnt matter if you are not getting a date, then double nothing is still nuthin!!!

Geez ... become a nun ... then you could be Notgettin Nun, Cantafford Nun or Dontwant Nungrin

RE: Can anybody tell me what a women wants in a man???????

A pulse?

RE: Bumper Stickers

Why do they have braille on a drive thru ATM?confused

RE: Move aside Mars...as Pluto takes the Centre stage...

... and if watch Stargate SG-1, the pyramids are landing sites for Go'a'Uld motherships.

I think I prefer that to some Toot-and-Come-in Pharoah from the 12th Dynasty (Starring Joan Collins)

RE: Move aside Mars...as Pluto takes the Centre stage...

I feel sorry for Pluto ...

All on his own .. by himself ... no one to care for him - it sucks

































In fact I am going to report Mickey Mouse to the RSPCA for being cruel to a dumb animal!!!!

RE: Freedom.......

So, Chrissy, do we have your vote???

conversing

RE: Freedom.......

Yep .. well you have my vote.

Can I be your campaign manager? Then when you win I could be Chief of Staff?

I still Monica's number around here somewhere ... shes a great girl to have when you are in a corner!!!!

RE: I'm Not Really Looking....

Ahhh such modesty ....

[shouts out the back] THOSE DOUBLE DOORS NEED WIDENING - THE DOC IS LEAVING!!!

RE: I AM CHANGING SIDES!!!

how does a meaningless overnight relationship sound?confused

RE: I AM CHANGING SIDES!!!

Here, numbnuts!!! mumbling

Jeez no wonder women are running from the site .. Mach, what are you doing??? I leave for an hour to do my ironing, and women are leaving, Wikked's changed sides, and it all Lutz's fault!doh

RE: Ladies. How would you like to marry a man for his money?

Well the only two words I learned in Swedish were uggla and rattmuff

grin

RE: Ladies. How would you like to marry a man for his money?

Well, when I was teaching scuba in Malaysia, I had a Swedish lady "friend" who stayed an extra week because she tried to get me to give up teaching diving in Malaysia, and come with her to Taiwan to teach English.

She was the Vice President of a Swedish bank based in Taipei.

.. and I said no. I wasnt going to be some tall, blonde, long legged Swedish woman's plaything ... doh

what have I done??? mumbling

RE: Funniest gift you ever recieved

Yeah especially as David Beckham is now out of a job. Victoria will have to revive her musical career.

I hear radio jingles pay well

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