Belushi1Belushi1 Forum Posts (2,621)

RE: New club for the greatest men in their own minds !!

Dont push it!mumbling

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

WHAT?????

There has to be another way .... like .... help

RE: New club for the greatest men in their own minds !!

well ok ... maybe ...

Lifes is too short for never!

RE: New club for the greatest men in their own minds !!

Dont get too excited ... its not likely to happen again ... grin

RE: New club for the greatest men in their own minds !!

This is possibly the ONLY time I will ever agree with Debs ...
but you are so in for a world of pain.

doh

RE: Nominate the Nicest Male and Female member of the CS ..

oh .... do we have to?

I have belly button fluff that needs grading.
I need to organise my sock drawer and reorganise my collection of toilet roll holders ... doh

Im on a mission from God

No wonder I was getting disconnected all the time. I thought it was the Religion Service Provider or Billy Graham complaining about the competition.

RE: Guys - how would your mother describe you?

My mother has also passed, but she would have moved her glasses to the end of her nose, bent her head forward to look at me over the top of the glasses and she would have said, as she did too many times when I gave her some smart "lip"

"You, boy, are too quick for your own good.
Now make me a cup of tea, son, theres a good boy - and son .... quickly please"

Im on a mission from God

so you are Paws@Ethereal-inter-Wave.God?

No wonder I dont get no email ... its all been spam trapped by the big fellah!!!

Im on a mission from God

One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good." God was not pleased. so he decided to email the 5% who were good,because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?

































No?






















































Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either.
Thanks grin

RE: WHO CONTROLS THE RELATIONSHIP?

The bank manager!

RE: Women Confess :Windygirl - Guys not needed anymore: You are correct . Isn't life grand?

Good job I didnt go on strike, or who would have tickled your fancy ...

[is relieved the letter "c" is working again]grin

RE: Could someone please explain to a certain young woman on here......

C'mon, Lydia ... you know you want to ...

here Lyd, Lyd, Lyd, I've got some chocolate for you ....

here Lyd, Lyd, Lyd ... its your favourite ...

here Lyd, Lyd, Lyd ... Fererro Roche ... come on Lyd ... you know you want to .... here Lyd, Lyd, Lyddoh

RE: I Need Ideas For What Kind of Tatoo to get?

ready to flip the coin yet?

should I? , shouldnt I? Well, I could, but ... Yeah, but ... maybe ...


Come on Wayne .... be daring ... take a risk ... have two sugars in your coffee this time!!!!
.... and a splash of milk

RE: Humor

He who laughs last ... doesnt understand the joke!grin

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

any chance you could leave your claws out, and just totter up and down my back????

I am sure I could hustle up a tail for us??? grin

RE: insomnia

Raki is the most disgusting lighter fluid I have ever drunk.

It goes right up there with drinking piss through a sweaty sock, recycled toilet water and diesel!

But it gets you pissed quick ... and its cheap!

RE: Has anyone had a rude, boorish response?

Me???? grin

RE: PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE

Ive been having a battle getting some answers to my own questions old Son, but all is happy in the answering department and I am there ...

RE: Women : Guys . You are not needed anymore

... and whats wrong with that? Fancy coming over for a quick snuffle around the acorns?yay

RE: HUNKATHON,SIGN IN HERE

dont be so catty!

RE: Would you Date or Marry a disabled person?

First the definition of disabled needs to be clarified.

Emotionally stunted people are a drain on your psyche, and can be dangerous to be around.

Physical impairments are not a barrier, and anyone who sees that they are, belong in the first group of people, I mentioned.

But in the world we live in, there are people who chose not to extend their love to a physically impaired person.

My ex g/f had had Haemolytic Uraemic Syndrome when she was 3. She was an hour from complete renal failure before they recognised what it was.
It left her with 45% kidney function and debilitating symptoms that were not treatable by drugs, as all the drugs to assist her symptoms went through the kidneys and this would damage them more. She was not able to have children, and no kidney transplants were available due to her blood chemistry being hazardous to a transplanted kidney.

It never bothered me about her condition.

So in answer to your question, does that belong on your profile ???

That is difficult as you could always be asking yourself "is this a case of him pitying me or feeling sorry for me" on one side,
but then on the other, "Does a potential partner have the right to know about your condition"

Hard choice. If it was me. I would not put it on the site, but I would tell anyone who could be bothered to write to me more than 20 lines at a time, for a minimum of 20 mails. That shows a modicum of interest in me and my life.
Otherwise ... they dont need to know.

IMO ... obviously grin

RE: Women : Guys . You are not needed anymore

Its ok, Windy, they are fine .. Its when I take the other 15 pairs off too then its s problem, the top pair are fine for a month or so.

RE: Women : Guys . You are not needed anymore

[goes to internet checks out June Cleaver]

[Takes off underwear, turns them inside-out,ready for another day]


Thanks Windy ... Ill be sure to keep an eye out for one of them then!!!

RE: Enough is enough....This is the last day I will put up with it.

Well then!

If you need to contact the Anti-Men hotline again, please redial using the following number 0800-Im-tired-ofmen
Thank you for abusing men .... leave a message after the tone ....

RE: Enough is enough....This is the last day I will put up with it.

Im just tired sleep

RE: Women : Guys . You are not needed anymore

Who's June Cleaver ... is she on this site too? Does she take in underwear to wash???

grin

RE: Enough is enough....This is the last day I will put up with it.

I downt giff a ruts orse aboot spilling. handshake

I am tired of posts with nothing but capital letters in though! frustrated

RE: Enough is enough....This is the last day I will put up with it.

Kippers

Hand-written signs

misspelling the word "fed" tongue

RE: FOR THE WOMEN

This sounds like a "Dear Santa" letter ... hmmm mumbling

This is a list of forum posts created by Belushi1.

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here