Answers are for who you are now... not who you were in the past.
Have a pen or pencil and paper ready (or open Notepad). This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get a better insight concerning their employees and potential employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so.
Ready?
Begin.
1. When do you feel your best? (a) in the morning (b) during the afternoon & early evening (c) late at night
2. You usually walk (a) fairly fast, with long steps (b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps (c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face (d) less fast, head down (e) very slowly
3. When talking to people you (a) stand with your arms folded (b) have your hands clasped (c) have one or both your hands on your hips (d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking (e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with (a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side (b) your legs crossed (c) your legs stretched out or straight (d) one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with (a) a big, appreciative laugh (b) a laugh, but not a loud one (c) a quiet chuckle (d) a sheepish smile
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you. (a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you (b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know (c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you. (a) welcome the break (b) feel extremely irritated (c) vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most? (a) red or orange (b) black (c) yellow or light blue (d) green (e) dark blue or purple (f) white (g) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie (a) stretched out on your back (b) stretched out face down on your stomach (c) on your side, slightly curled (d) with your head on one arm (e) with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are (a) falling (b) fighting or struggling (c) searching for something or somebody (d) flying or floating (e) you usually have dreamless sleep (f) your dreams are always pleasant
Hurt/Heal is a simple game. Each object starts at a set score. Each player increases the score of one object by one point, while decreasing the score by one of another
As soon as the object's score reaches 0, it is eliminated from the game and is no longer in the running. Then we start again.
My mother was a dab hand at growing anything green. She used to go around all the local stately homes with nothing in her handbag apart fro he lippy and a small pair of nail scissors. (Wanted to look her best for the police photos, dontcha know) As we would wander around the homes, she would snip a bit off that plant, a bit of this plant, and then take them home and culture them.
Our house was like the Botannical Gardens of Kew.
So one weekend, when I came home from Uni, I found a rather "attractive" plant growing on top of the television. (All the new plants, before being relegated to the upstairs toilet or one of the bedrooms, ended up pride of place on the tv)
I asked my mother what it was, and where did she get it from. She said that my uncle had given her some seeds and asked her to see if she could work her magic with it. Her technical name for it was Cann abissativa. So she had researched its optimum growing conditions and the airing cupboard was the best place for cultivation and she had this stuff growing on the tv in the lounge.
Our next door neighbour's son was a police officer and I could just imaging that conversation!!!
So I told her what it was and after her realising that she was a criminal, she asked me to get rid of it for her.
I was very popular for the rest of University term
Two elderly homeowners in Arizona have been questioned by police after a five-foot marijuana plant was spotted growing between their driveways in a senior housing development.
The two, of Prescott, Arizona, told officers they thought the plant was "just an attractive weed, and they had been watering it because it looked so nice".
The plant was confiscated, and the residents were asked to call police if other "attractive weeds" popped up.
I need a shower, some breakfast, and then hopefully some sunshine, as I am heading up to the mountains to take some photos. Then I am going to pop to Interlaken and visit a schoolie friend, as her boyfriend is arriving in Switzerland tomorrow, and she wants to go shopping!
He is still there, he has an officer who has just started shaving, but at least he asks questions, and Jim and the NCOs are playing who should shoot the officer first ...
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Personality test ... READ THE FRONT PAGE FIRST!
Answers are for who you are now... not who you were in the past.Have a pen or pencil and paper ready (or open Notepad). This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get a better insight concerning their employees and potential employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so.
Ready?
Begin.
1. When do you feel your best?
(a) in the morning
(b) during the afternoon & early evening
(c) late at night
2. You usually walk
(a) fairly fast, with long steps
(b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps
(c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
(d) less fast, head down
(e) very slowly
3. When talking to people you
(a) stand with your arms folded
(b) have your hands clasped
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair
4. When relaxing, you sit with
(a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
(b) your legs crossed
(c) your legs stretched out or straight
(d) one leg curled under you
5. When something really amuses you, you react with
(a) a big, appreciative laugh
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one
(c) a quiet chuckle
(d) a sheepish smile
6. When you go to a party or social gathering you.
(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
(c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay
unnoticed
7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you.
(a) welcome the break
(b) feel extremely irritated
(c) vary between these two extremes
8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray
9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie
(a) stretched out on your back
(b) stretched out face down on your stomach
(c) on your side, slightly curled
(d) with your head on one arm
(e) with your head under the covers
10. You often dream that you are
(a) falling
(b) fighting or struggling
(c) searching for something or somebody
(d) flying or floating
(e) you usually have dreamless sleep
(f) your dreams are always pleasant
POINTS:
1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1
3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6
4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1
10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6(f) 1
Now add up the total number of points.
The results are on the next post