True Story. (32)

Jun 28, 2009 4:38 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
I am convinced there is a conspiracy against me. I am locked in the apartment.

Yes, he has gone out and left me stuck here without keys. Which means that I cannot get out without climbing out of the window.

I have food, water, TV, books so I am not lacking in stuffs to keep me going. So no need for food parcels.

Question is, should I climb out of the window? Which should be interesting, given that I am on the fifth floor.

What am I to do?
Jun 28, 2009 4:40 AM CST True Story.
sasseez
sasseezsasseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1 Threads 3,150 Posts
Lol put on your super hero costume sommer and fly out the window super grin
Jun 28, 2009 4:55 AM CST True Story.
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Be prepared for a funky hunky lovey dovey surprise Sombanana dancing motorcycle
Jun 28, 2009 5:06 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
MARTI: Be prepared for a funky hunky lovey dovey surprise Som


From who Marti, hi by the way!
Jun 28, 2009 5:09 AM CST True Story.
Mike_3215662324
Mike_3215662324Mike_3215662324Almuñécar, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 44 Posts
Sommerauer71: Now why did I not think of that? This is the trick, flimsy clothing and the fireman will be here. I think he has done it on purpose, so I cannot go out. This is where my mind is taking me.


Before making that try, be sure to find and then smile at the camera he set up at the neighbours
Jun 28, 2009 5:24 AM CST True Story.
Mike_3215662324
Mike_3215662324Mike_3215662324Almuñécar, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 44 Posts
Sommerauer71: I bet he is in the pub.


That's work to a man, you know conversing laugh
Jun 28, 2009 5:25 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
sasseez: well no lol the neighbors will be talking anyway seeing you fly out the window might aswell give um a thrill as well


They look like they need brightening up. I think my sitting on the roof would do that.
Jun 28, 2009 5:27 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Mike_3215662324: That's work to a man, you know


So am told. Yesterday, I went to the store, I had bloody keys yestday, he had gone to work and as I sauntered past his pub and waved at a friend, there he was, sitting under the parasol without a care in the world. I stood a way away and thought, I wonder if he will see me? He did in the end.

Work indeed!
Jun 28, 2009 6:02 AM CST True Story.
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
Sommerauer71: I am convinced there is a conspiracy against me. I am locked in the apartment.

Yes, he has gone out and left me stuck here without keys. Which means that I cannot get out without climbing out of the window.

I have food, water, TV, books so I am not lacking in stuffs to keep me going. So no need for food parcels.

Question is, should I climb out of the window? Which should be interesting, given that I am on the fifth floor.

What am I to do?


You do have a phone........????

uf yes

call the firebrigade


(ops... first start a fire)grin
Jun 28, 2009 6:19 AM CST True Story.
guiriman
guirimanguirimansouth of milan, Lombardy Italy53 Threads 6 Polls 2,128 Posts
oh well ... good job you've got food and water .. you can still make the lunch .. laugh
Jun 28, 2009 6:21 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
guiriman: oh well ... good job you've got food and water .. you can still make the lunch ..
Typical man! Yes, he has left me with food, water and booze. One can have a party alone.
Jun 28, 2009 6:21 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
BOBANBOBAN: You do have a phone........????

uf yes

call the firebrigade(ops... first start a fire)
But that would be boring Bob. Just calling them.

I think sitting on the roof should cause a meeting or two.
Jun 28, 2009 6:57 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Hurrah, I have been allowed out to the basement. To do the laundry. LIKE A PROPER WOMAN!
Jun 28, 2009 8:09 AM CST True Story.
hathor
hathorhathorAltstetten/Stettbach, Zurich Switzerland10 Threads 3 Polls 214 Posts
I think you should tell us more about the circumstances.

Who is he?
Why don't you have your own keys?
Jun 28, 2009 8:26 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
hathor: I think you should tell us more about the circumstances.

Who is he?
Why don't you have your own keys?
Hi there Hathor. 'He' is my man. I do, but he for some silly reason took them along with his own to work with him this morning. Anything else you would like to know?
Jun 28, 2009 9:20 AM CST True Story.
Mike_3215662324
Mike_3215662324Mike_3215662324Almuñécar, Andalusia Spain1 Threads 44 Posts
Sommerauer71: Hurrah, I have been allowed out to the basement. To do the laundry. LIKE A PROPER WOMAN!


I do that to me sometimes, am I a proper women then? laugh
Jun 28, 2009 10:01 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Mike_3215662324: I do that to me sometimes, am I a proper women then?
Oh no, you are one of them there men fingies that can do their own laundry. grin
Jun 28, 2009 10:24 AM CST True Story.
Amaryllis
AmaryllisAmaryllisBrussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium5 Threads 421 Posts
Hi Sommer

You have mailwave
Jun 28, 2009 10:34 AM CST True Story.
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Amaryllis: Hi Sommer

You have mail
Hi Ama. Thank you.
Jun 28, 2009 3:24 PM CST True Story.
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Sommerauer71: From who Marti, hi by the way!


From your one & only Captain himself...hope you're free now..wave
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