Blond Jokes (26)
How do you make a blonde marry you?
Tell her she's pregnant
Tell her she's pregnant
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Good one - what do you call a bunch of blonds in a freezer? frosted flakes
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What is the difference between an ironboard and a blond?
The legs of an ironboard are hard to open.
The legs of an ironboard are hard to open.
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How can ya tell when a blond is having a bad day? when her tampon is in her ear and she can't find her pencil
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What do you call a blond,with a high I.Q........dye
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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop.
Because red means stop.
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A blond got brace's and was sitting on her roof,someone yelled up"What are you doing" with a big smile towared the sky she said"Trying to get H.B.O.
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Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.
The genie said that he would grant them each a wish. The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.
The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her hair red and she built a boat and sailed off the island.
The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.
The genie said that he would grant them each a wish. The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.
The second blonde asked to be even more smarter, so the genie turned her hair red and she built a boat and sailed off the island.
The third blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.
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What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
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Blond's are so slow, it take's them 2 hour's to watch 60 minute's.
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Why do blonds always smile when they see lightning? Cause they think they are having their picture taken
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If I spell anything wrong,don't blame me I'am blond.
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Real good one.
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What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
All you can eat under a buck.
All you can eat under a buck.
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Blond went to an eye doctor. The doctor said"You have cateracs,the blond said"No I don't,I have a chevy"
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What do you call three blonds standing side by side - a wind tunnel - can u tell I was married to a blond once ------ This thread is Archived ------
A blond was watching T.V.someone asked her to lower it,cause it was to loud,the blond got up,picked the T.V off the stand,and put it on the floor.
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How do you confuse a blond for a week? Give her a bag on m&m's and tell her to put em in alphabetical order
Blond and a brunette jumped off the empire state building - who landed first? The brunette cause the blond stopped to ask for directions on the way down