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mike69spain: Thought we have one of them threads where articles from papers and other news sources could be posted.
Here's a ready made collection from ABC News and their round up of late night comics:
The Tonight Show
Conan O'Brien: President Obama, of course, everyone knows, has invited Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates and the police officer who arrested him to the White House for a beer. ... This could be trouble, because the last time Obama got a few beers in him, he bought General Motors.
The Tonight Show
O'Brien: You know, the meeting got off to a rough start when a neighbor called the police to say Gates was breaking into the White House.
Stephen Colbert: A president should never get involved in a local, city-specific issue. President Bush never did, no matter how flooded a city got.
The Daily Show
President Obama: Nobody is talking about reducing Medicare benefits. ... Tell your mom nobody is messing with with her doctor.
Jon Stewart: You know a sales pitch is in trouble when it starts with, "Look, you've got to trust me. We're not going to kill your grandparents."
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy Kimmel: I don't want to say that the president can't hold his liquor, but well, look what happened at his press conference this morning.
Reporter: Would you think your administration needs to be taking a harder line with Wall Street?
Shot of faux Obama slumped over his lectern with a beer in his hand.]
Here's a ready made collection from ABC News and their round up of late night comics:
The Tonight Show
Conan O'Brien: President Obama, of course, everyone knows, has invited Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates and the police officer who arrested him to the White House for a beer. ... This could be trouble, because the last time Obama got a few beers in him, he bought General Motors.
The Tonight Show
O'Brien: You know, the meeting got off to a rough start when a neighbor called the police to say Gates was breaking into the White House.
Stephen Colbert: A president should never get involved in a local, city-specific issue. President Bush never did, no matter how flooded a city got.
The Daily Show
President Obama: Nobody is talking about reducing Medicare benefits. ... Tell your mom nobody is messing with with her doctor.
Jon Stewart: You know a sales pitch is in trouble when it starts with, "Look, you've got to trust me. We're not going to kill your grandparents."
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy Kimmel: I don't want to say that the president can't hold his liquor, but well, look what happened at his press conference this morning.
Reporter: Would you think your administration needs to be taking a harder line with Wall Street?
Shot of faux Obama slumped over his lectern with a beer in his hand.]
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Pay back time - 10 minutes stand up comedy :
(My stomach is hurting from laughing here..)
(My stomach is hurting from laughing here..)
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Now, the crush and it's dedication to send you around the world:
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Ok... Ryan O'Neal flirts with his own daughter at Fawcett's funeral ... 
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Here's a ready made collection from ABC News and their round up of late night comics:
The Tonight Show
Conan O'Brien: President Obama, of course, everyone knows, has invited Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates and the police officer who arrested him to the White House for a beer. ... This could be trouble, because the last time Obama got a few beers in him, he bought General Motors.
The Tonight Show
O'Brien: You know, the meeting got off to a rough start when a neighbor called the police to say Gates was breaking into the White House.
Stephen Colbert: A president should never get involved in a local, city-specific issue. President Bush never did, no matter how flooded a city got.
The Daily Show
President Obama: Nobody is talking about reducing Medicare benefits. ... Tell your mom nobody is messing with with her doctor.
Jon Stewart: You know a sales pitch is in trouble when it starts with, "Look, you've got to trust me. We're not going to kill your grandparents."
Jimmy Kimmel Live
Jimmy Kimmel: I don't want to say that the president can't hold his liquor, but well, look what happened at his press conference this morning.
Reporter: Would you think your administration needs to be taking a harder line with Wall Street?
[Shot of faux Obama slumped over his lectern with a beer in his hand.]