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Aug 27, 2009 3:50 AM CST Scientists...
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2009 4:24 AM CST Scientists...
giftmagic
giftmagicgiftmagicadelaide, South Australia Australia25 Threads 690 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...


bb that sucz!comfort
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Aug 27, 2009 4:25 AM CST Scientists...
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...


Would I be dyson with death if I agreed on that point ? ....grin
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Aug 27, 2009 4:41 AM CST Scientists...
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...
After a year ? It only took a few days for my ex to start with the no sucky, whining noise. confused
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Aug 27, 2009 5:25 AM CST Scientists...
sleepin_bird
sleepin_birdsleepin_birdVilvoorde, Flemish Brabant Belgium167 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...


rolling on the floor laughing
I think my Dyson might be broken... laugh
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Aug 27, 2009 5:43 AM CST Scientists...
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...


I've never noticed myself......... but is true about you? confused
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Aug 27, 2009 5:47 AM CST Scientists...
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...


I ll give any woman two weeks...with me...and lets see whats she s gonna come up with....devil
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Aug 27, 2009 5:56 AM CST Scientists...
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...



well the only dyson I have is my vacuum cleaner.......grin
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Aug 27, 2009 6:10 AM CST Scientists...
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Ziva1: well the only dyson I have is my vacuum cleaner.......


Imagine a lady having a butler called 'Dyson'

"Dyson!

Dyson!

Dyson? Where are you?

I need a good vacuuming downstairs - hurry up!"

Poor old Dyson - worked to death, poor old guy!

moping
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Aug 27, 2009 6:13 AM CST Scientists...
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
just for the record..ive never been married...plenty of suck left in me banana
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Aug 27, 2009 6:38 AM CST Scientists...
cormophyta
cormophytacormophytaRiga, Latvia85 Posts
Ziva1: well the only dyson I have is my vacuum cleaner.......


laugh laugh laugh thumbs up


laugh and at least two years of garantee laugh laugh laugh
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Aug 27, 2009 7:34 AM CST Scientists...
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...


Try unplugging it (divorce).... the whine gets even louder !rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2009 7:35 AM CST Scientists...
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
Boban1: I ll give any woman two weeks...with me...and lets see whats she s gonna come up with....


Probably a fur ball ! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2009 8:45 AM CST Scientists...
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
bettyboop63: just for the record..ive never been married...plenty of suck left in me


but do you blow hot and cold? dunno
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Aug 27, 2009 9:45 AM CST Scientists...
bettyboop63
bettyboop63bettyboop63glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK61 Threads 2,036 Posts
RobertC2: but do you blow hot and cold?


depends on my mood robert..sigh
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Aug 31, 2009 11:47 PM CST Scientists...
photomutant
photomutantphotomutantPerth, Tayside, Scotland UK4 Posts
bettyboop63: Scientists have found that many women develop "dyson disease" after a year of marriage....They make a continuous whining noise but dont suck any more...



Never a truer word was said in jest, brilliant rolling on the floor laughing head banger rolling on the floor laughing
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