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An interpreter.
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.
Q: Do you know why Blondes have more fun?
A: Because there is not enough Red Heads around.
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50.
The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend".
The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".
So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money".
"Well, so did I", said the blonde, "but I never thought he'd jump again!"