ContraryColcrawley, West Sussex, England UK601 posts
I like a women who can lapdance fully clothed 12 feet away from me,not taking any notice of anyone else watching,while im pissing myself laughing at the balls of the stunningly beautifull mover in front of me.
Someone who is loving and independent, intelligent, doesn't mind endless discussions where no one is right or wrong. Someone who likes to cuddle or do the horizontal bop all night. He likes conversation in groups or coffee alone in "our special place." Willing to cook and clean sometimes. Enjoys being outside, walking, hiking or riding a four-legged or iron horse. Doesn't mind driving around the country. Likes animals.
Someone who will bring me hot tea and honey when I'm sick!
mtngypsy828: Someone who is loving and independent, intelligent, doesn't mind endless discussions where no one is right or wrong. Someone who likes to cuddle or do the horizontal bop all night. He likes conversation in groups or coffee alone in "our special place." Willing to cook and clean sometimes. Enjoys being outside, walking, hiking or riding a four-legged or iron horse. Doesn't mind driving around the country. Likes animals.
Someone who will bring me hot tea and honey when I'm sick!
I want her to be quick to smile and/or laugh; compassionate and smart and able to carry herself well; loving but has a mind of her own; is both supportive and self confidant; understands the need for little white lies, but insists on the truth; loves animals, but loves people more than animals; loves her body, not the man-made plastic that some people want to make her into; tries to live her life according to principles, not dogma; insists that she, her family, and all people be treated with respect; and finally, does not believe that the ends justify the mean.
jeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)10,968 posts
tainogirl: Would you like some fries to go with that KFC?
Now you're talking. I have to hide from the dogs around here and someone once told me that they have seen better looking legs in a bucket of chicken when I walked by.
First and foremost he must a God fearing man...then good looking, strong, quiet, loving, passionate, patient, and love animals. I know...i'm asking too much But that's what I want.
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