men!!! (12)
That was mean.
They were all mean.
They've all been posted before............ but some are quite funny!
They were all mean.
They've all been posted before............ but some are quite funny!
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Okay I found them cute....
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awesome
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see some men bashing is fun 
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RobertC2: That was mean.
They were all mean.
They've all been posted before............ but some are quite funny!
They were all mean.
They've all been posted before............ but some are quite funny!
Tsk! I can't read EVERYTHING that's been posted before. It's hard enough keeping up with your gems.
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ladyfingers: Tsk! I can't read EVERYTHING that's been posted before. It's hard enough keeping up with your gems.
You are so kind!
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RobertC2: You are so kind!
I know.
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ladyfingers: Honestly guys, I really do love ya. I just couldn't resist!> MEN!!!!
> One
> day my
> housework-challenged husband decided
>
> to
> wash his
> Sweatshirt.
>
> Seconds
> after he stepped
> into the laundry room,
>
> he
> shouted to me, 'What
> setting do I use on the
> washing machine?'
>
> 'It
> depends,' I
> replied.
>
> 'What
> does it say on
> your shirt?'
>
> He
> yelled back, '
>
> OHIO
> STATE !
> '
>
> And
> they say
> blondes
> are dumb....
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
> A
> couple is lying
> in
> bed. The man says,
>
> 'I
> am going to
> make
> you the happiest woman in the
> world...'
>
> The
> woman
> replies,
> 'I'll miss you........
>
> ----------------------------
>
> 'It's
> just too hot to
> wear clothes today,'
> Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what
>
> do you think the
> neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
> this?'
>
> 'Probably
> that I
> married you for your money,' she
> replied.
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What do you
> call
> an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
> man?
>
> A: A
> rumor
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Dear
> Lord,
>
> I
> pray for Wisdom to understand my
> man;
>
> Love
> to forgive him;
>
> and
> Patience for his moods.
>
> Because,
>
> Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>
> I'll
>
> beat him to death.
>
> AMEN
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Why
> do little boys
> whine?
>
> A:
> They are practicing to be
> men.
>
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What do you
> call
> a handcuffed man?
>
> A:
> Trustworthy..
>
> ---------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What does it
> mean
> when a man is in your bed gasping
>
> for
> breath and calling
> your name?
>
> A:
> You did not hold the
> pillow down long enough.
>
> ------------------------------------------
>
> Q: Why
> do men whistle
> when they
>
> are
> sitting on the
> toilet?
>
> A: It
> helps them
> remember which end to wipe..
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> How do you
> keep
> your husband from reading your
> e-mail?
>
> A:
> Rename the
> email
> folder 'Instruction Manuals'
> One
> day my
> housework-challenged husband decided
>
> to
> wash his
> Sweatshirt.
>
> Seconds
> after he stepped
> into the laundry room,
>
> he
> shouted to me, 'What
> setting do I use on the
> washing machine?'
>
> 'It
> depends,' I
> replied.
>
> 'What
> does it say on
> your shirt?'
>
> He
> yelled back, '
>
> OHIO
> STATE !
> '
>
> And
> they say
> blondes
> are dumb....
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
> A
> couple is lying
> in
> bed. The man says,
>
> 'I
> am going to
> make
> you the happiest woman in the
> world...'
>
> The
> woman
> replies,
> 'I'll miss you........
>
> ----------------------------
>
> 'It's
> just too hot to
> wear clothes today,'
> Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what
>
> do you think the
> neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
> this?'
>
> 'Probably
> that I
> married you for your money,' she
> replied.
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What do you
> call
> an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
> man?
>
> A: A
> rumor
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Dear
> Lord,
>
> I
> pray for Wisdom to understand my
> man;
>
> Love
> to forgive him;
>
> and
> Patience for his moods.
>
> Because,
>
> Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>
> I'll
>
> beat him to death.
>
> AMEN
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Why
> do little boys
> whine?
>
> A:
> They are practicing to be
> men.
>
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What do you
> call
> a handcuffed man?
>
> A:
> Trustworthy..
>
> ---------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What does it
> mean
> when a man is in your bed gasping
>
> for
> breath and calling
> your name?
>
> A:
> You did not hold the
> pillow down long enough.
>
> ------------------------------------------
>
> Q: Why
> do men whistle
> when they
>
> are
> sitting on the
> toilet?
>
> A: It
> helps them
> remember which end to wipe..
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> How do you
> keep
> your husband from reading your
> e-mail?
>
> A:
> Rename the
> folder 'Instruction Manuals'
ummm... I mean ...
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Malinga: Bob,
I admire your wisdom.
Pls tell me how can a woman be mean and kind at the same time????
The same freaking ways you Men canI admire your wisdom.
Pls tell me how can a woman be mean and kind at the same time????
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> MEN!!!!
> One
> day my
> housework-challenged husband decided
>
> to
> wash his
> Sweatshirt.
>
> Seconds
> after he stepped
> into the laundry room,
>
> he
> shouted to me, 'What
> setting do I use on the
> washing machine?'
>
> 'It
> depends,' I
> replied.
>
> 'What
> does it say on
> your shirt?'
>
> He
> yelled back, '
>
> OHIO
> STATE !
> '
>
> And
> they say
> blondes
> are dumb....
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
> A
> couple is lying
> in
> bed. The man says,
>
> 'I
> am going to
> make
> you the happiest woman in the
> world...'
>
> The
> woman
> replies,
> 'I'll miss you........
>
> ----------------------------
>
> 'It's
> just too hot to
> wear clothes today,'
> Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what
>
> do you think the
> neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like
> this?'
>
> 'Probably
> that I
> married you for your money,' she
> replied.
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What do you
> call
> an intelligent, good looking, sensitive
> man?
>
> A: A
> rumor
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Dear
> Lord,
>
> I
> pray for Wisdom to understand my
> man;
>
> Love
> to forgive him;
>
> and
> Patience for his moods.
>
> Because,
>
> Lord, if I pray for Strength,
>
> I'll
>
> beat him to death.
>
> AMEN
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Q: Why
> do little boys
> whine?
>
> A:
> They are practicing to be
> men.
>
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What do you
> call
> a handcuffed man?
>
> A:
> Trustworthy..
>
> ---------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> What does it
> mean
> when a man is in your bed gasping
>
> for
> breath and calling
> your name?
>
> A:
> You did not hold the
> pillow down long enough.
>
> ------------------------------------------
>
> Q: Why
> do men whistle
> when they
>
> are
> sitting on the
> toilet?
>
> A: It
> helps them
> remember which end to wipe..
>
> -------------------------------------------
>
> Q:
> How do you
> keep
> your husband from reading your
> e-mail?
>
> A:
> Rename the
> email
> folder 'Instruction Manuals'