During the FIRST month of marriage He talks and SHE listens. During the SECOND month, She talks and HE listens During the THIRD month they both talk and the NEIGHBOURS listen
Yes, I totally agree with you Pesh. People should not be so snooty but realize that the world at large has diverse languages and customs.which may at times not be in harmony with theirs'
If the term wifey was not acceptable to her, she should have used the diplomacy that the British are famous for and politely told her opposite number so. And when an apology is tendered sincerely one should display good breeding by accepting it in good grace.Is British diplomacy fading and snootiness taking over??
I've been told that the Irish fiercely love their Country and their beer- in which order I do not know!
I am also told that when the lads get together for a drink, they start off with a rousing rendition of "It's a long way from Tipperary" and after a few beers its a roistering "It's the wrong place to tickle Mary"...
Good story but..Could it be that the postman was on bended knee looking for the mail box and the pheromones off the wick down under made him go "sniff sniff...??)::dunno:
Some erudite scholars were discussing...well women!!
"I say,old chap", said the British professor "I think Mechanical Engineers were responsible for this unique creation, judging by the well proportioned joints, fluid movements and unique form"
"IIIye", said the Japanese intellectual " Woman made by Electlonic Engineer. Flashing eyes and electlic looks- work of Electlonic man"
"Nah" drawled the American, "Woman was made by the Civil Engineers! Who else would be daft enough to lay a sewage pipe through such a lovely playground..?
Well what do you say? Which team of Engineers made Woman?
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RE: Sleepless in Barbados
Good 'un Sun! I'm now wondering about the strange smell in my car