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Nov 5, 2009 6:03 PM CST 2 Friends
Two friends meet up in heaven....

1st woman: Hi! Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. ?

1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alivegrin
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Nov 5, 2009 6:09 PM CST 2 Friends
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
doh laugh
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Nov 5, 2009 6:09 PM CST 2 Friends
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
That's hilarious! Thank you for that, Nuliiiiiiii!

rolling on the floor laughing wine
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Nov 5, 2009 6:28 PM CST 2 Friends
minniemoo
minniemoominniemooCork, Ireland12 Threads 651 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing class Nuliiii....
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Nov 5, 2009 6:28 PM CST 2 Friends
venere08: That's hilarious! Thank you for that, Nuliiiiiiii!
handshake wave Hi Vener
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Nov 5, 2009 6:29 PM CST 2 Friends
Hiya Minni handshake grin
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Nov 5, 2009 6:30 PM CST 2 Friends
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thumbs up Good one!

I liked that!laugh
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Nov 5, 2009 6:31 PM CST 2 Friends
minniemoo
minniemoominniemooCork, Ireland12 Threads 651 Posts
hiya wave wave

your jokes are brillant applause applause
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Nov 5, 2009 6:32 PM CST 2 Friends
minniemoo: hiya

your jokes are brillant
Minni am TRYING keep em clean hehe xxxgrin wink
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Nov 5, 2009 6:34 PM CST 2 Friends
minniemoo
minniemoominniemooCork, Ireland12 Threads 651 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Minni am TRYING keep em clean hehe xxx


its not sunday yet...we can be bold till then devil rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 5, 2009 6:42 PM CST 2 Friends
minniemoo: its not sunday yet...we can be bold till then
why what day is it ????????blues
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Nov 5, 2009 7:33 PM CST 2 Friends
Malinga
MalingaMalingaColombo, Western Sri Lanka7 Threads 30 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Two friends meet up in heaven....

1st woman: Hi! Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. ?

1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive


Hi Nuli,

You are a gem as usual.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 5, 2009 7:44 PM CST 2 Friends
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
Wish I heard that one before, could of used it for my ex.laugh uh oh wine
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Nov 5, 2009 7:44 PM CST 2 Friends
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
Wish I heard that one before, could of used it for my ex.laugh uh oh wine
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Nov 5, 2009 7:53 PM CST 2 Friends
lonelyrk
lonelyrklonelyrkwestville, Illinois USA20 Threads 3 Polls 230 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Two friends meet up in heaven....

1st woman: Hi! Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. ?

1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive
Where do you get all your jokes.
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Nov 5, 2009 8:11 PM CST 2 Friends
Abram
AbramAbramGoshen, Ohio USA9 Threads 2,077 Posts
Perfect Nuliiiiiii,
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 6, 2009 12:13 PM CST 2 Friends
drbombay: Wish I heard that one before, could of used it for my ex.
tongue tongue ahhhhhhhh would u realy have?grin cheers cheers cheers laugh
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Nov 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST 2 Friends
Abram: Perfect Nuliiiiiii,
wave hehe wink
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Nov 6, 2009 12:14 PM CST 2 Friends
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: ahhhhhhhh would u realy have?


Hi Nuliiiiiii! wave
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Nov 6, 2009 12:15 PM CST 2 Friends
venere08: That's hilarious! Thank you for that, Nuliiiiiiii!
Hello Lovely Lady wave wine wine wine beer wink
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